When you're on a horse

When you're on a horse.

Luke: When you're on a horse.
Alex: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

by oligma February 04, 2022

You're Muted Again

When your wife starts to treat you like a Zoom panel and tells you mid-argument when she's sick of listening to you, "You're muted again," and simply walks away.

"Darling, have you seen your AMEX bill lately?"

"Sweetie, you're muted again."

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021

You're stupid

The phrase you say to someone who is stupid.

Guy 1: Women aren't real!
Guy 2: You're stupid.

by MrBoyGuyMan February 12, 2023

You're Built Like a Mormon

You have the body of a Mormon

My dick physically slipped and you're built like a Mormon.

by Prokaryote vs Eukaryote October 13, 2019

You're screen sharing to the TV.

Timmy, SHUT THAT PORN OFF!

Dude, You're screen sharing to the TV.

by Deez nut_ella jars are nice. December 05, 2021

You're A Hacker!

This phrase is usually used by angry 10 year olds to try to insult people who are even slightly better than them at an online video game. However, this is actually one of the biggest compliments you could get in an online game, assuming you aren't actually cheating.

Some kid: You're a hacker!
Man: Why thank you.

by 2 number 9s, a number 9 large- November 11, 2021

Wait... You're NOT Hym

Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...

Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"

Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."

Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023