hair bumming

Where one glues hair on the bum and walks around asking people to brush it

Daniel: "What are you up to this weekend fam?"
Matt: "Just gonna go out hair bumming with the boys"

by SpiritualPigeon May 22, 2016

bum webbing

The cross-hatched webbing pattern that forms from dry dirty anal hair, so that faecal matter has to rip through like a child on a trampoline tower

He was going to fuck my ass last night but in stead dumped me because I hadn’t waxed my bum webbing

by itsnotnino January 14, 2023

bum hut

A hut or house that a homeless person would make out of findings, usually found in parks, or under freeways

hey john nice bum hut!

by YTSIRK October 22, 2008

abbeys bum

The peach of all peaches

Abbeys bum is fit bruv

by Y7286 June 12, 2017

Cyber Bum

An individual who sends links to unrelated places online with their patreon, cash app etc. to beg for money

"Look, I know the rent is due and times are hard, but I'll work the corner before I ever link any cash app on Twitter like a cyber bum"

by Torrun January 25, 2020

Worm in the bum

When you forget something you were just about to say and it troubles you for a long time.

So what were you saying? Ah man, this is going to be a "worm in the bum"!

by Lulu5465 February 16, 2021

Bum Grass

A phrase that is used when something or someone annoys another person.

Gosh Dude you are such a freaking bum grasser!

Aw man we have a pop quiz! Thats so Bum Grass!

I didnt get picked for the team, thats Bum grass!

by Kjfinn July 7, 2011