NHS MASSAGE

When you fake somthing to get felt up /a rub by the doctor....

"Doctor I think I've got a hernia "- nhs massage

by James Sandoe September 5, 2018

Off Message

A statement, action, or image that conflicts with the curated public persona an individual or an organization attempts to project.

The vegan went off message when he devoured a bacon wrapped filet mignon at the steakhouse.

by carpenoctem15 September 23, 2018

Monkey Massage

The act of picking foreign substances off of another's back, much like a monkey.

Hey man could you give me a monkey massage?

by Garfibromyalgia May 18, 2021

Holden Massachusetts

A place were Cyrus rosbach sits on his phone in Seminar.

Cyrus is sitting in seminar in Holden Massachusetts

by Hello how are u doing May 6, 2022

Listening Messages

A recording of a spoken message, which many people usually choose over texting

"Let me listen to her Listening Messages"

by CrazyJorge May 11, 2023

Three Second Massacre

A mass killing exactly three seconds long, done by the three second walrus, that glittering fiend! They are very hard to escape, as the walrus will always have the element of surprise, so take Scar's advice and BE PREPARED!

"Omg, Eric and his brother were murdered by a walrus! It was a three second massacre!"

by MagnificentRikki November 16, 2012

agave boon massage

An agave boon massage is a particularly rare kind of massage that was created in Thailand in the 12th century for members of the Thai aristocracy. The message consists of three stages. The first is coating the subject in agave nectar completely, inserting reeds into their nose and mouth so that they do not suffocate. The second stage is a deep tissue rub down characterized by swift, chopping palm-strikes. Finally, the masseuse sets candles about the room and summons the ancestors, who grant a boon to the client of their choosing.

"You can go golf, but I will be getting an agave boon massage!"

by sarlco July 22, 2014