Monster cock

The biggest not fake Pussy pounding cock on the planet

He take he’s monster cock and tries to fit it all the way into my tight pussy

by Mimi’s mom July 16, 2021

booty monster

someone who is obsessed with the booty. they will grab it at any means necessary and won't hesitate to chomp on it at any second.

"you're such a booty monster" my boyfriend said to me as i violently attacked his rear end.

by therealpussyqueen June 21, 2022

scalping the monster

The act of ripping herpes scabs from ones dick.

He screwed your sister last night...looks like he'll be spending the next week scalping the monster.

by me5000 October 15, 2010

puff monster

A large, ravenous, vaginal monster that destroys and consumes anything in its path.

My coworker scares me, her puff monster was especially hungry today.

by Cheezedizz January 26, 2017

shitting monsters

when you take a shit and it is formed into a bunch of pieces that when looked at all together look like a monster.

oh man, today I was shitting monsters.

by armyman1982 April 06, 2010

Monster Ned

Monster Ned is Oral Paul’s/Earl Paul’s first victim. After getting molested at his place of work, Dave and Buster’s, he turned into an inter-dimensional monster. He now travels through dimensions, trying to get revenge.

Oral Paul: “Monster Ned, I am going to molest you again.”
Finn and Marbles: “Not fucking cool man.”

by FinnShart October 31, 2022

monster money

The two dollars and fifty cents you save just to buy a monster (the energy drink that is).

Jp-"Gah! I only have $1.50...Damnit!"
Molly-"Nah dont worry I got monster money"
Jp-"yay!"

by mermaidadelaide August 05, 2009