machinegun mike

When someone doesn't have a good mic, or plugs it in improperly; The result is a machinegun sounding noise that goes on for ages.

*Machinegun Mike Joins call*
machinegun mike: brrtrtrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtr
Everyone else: CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR US?
machinegun mike: rtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtr

by onecigonedrag0filter October 28, 2019

Mike Posner

a man who stole everything from Justin Timberlake.

has no originality

should be Poser not Posner

Aye man have yu heard Mike Posner's song "Cooler Than Me"?

I thought Justin Timberlake made that song.

by wimbo 19 July 11, 2010

big mike

A guy who takes forever to pass the doobie to the left hand side.

Goddam, that guys gone and toked all the reefer. He's a complete funking big mike.

by francis jefferson logan March 08, 2004

Icey Mike

n- the original Icey Mike was a urine-filled condom that was frozen in order to be used as a sex toy -- e.g. dildo.

Instead of giving her a Golden Shower, he decided to make her an Icey Mike for when he was away.

by Narmenel January 23, 2009

Mike Smith

Former Guitarist for Limp Bizkit. Left and the original guitarist Wes Borland came back. Mike Smith is currently in a band called "Tommyhate".

Mike Smith is an ok guitarist, but Wes is much better

by theOne5590 February 25, 2005

Mike wheeler

An asshole and I will stand by that.

season 1 Mike Wheeler was amazing, took finding Will the most seriously, great friend, but was definitely on the edge always and lost his temper at Lucas/sometimes El a lot
In season 2 he was still great, he was the best to Will hands down
Season 3 he was kinda an asshole to everyone except El, he’d leave them to go make out with her, not even talk, just make out, and when El broke up with him he ignored Will, and Dustin completely

Season 4 GOD DAMN he visits the Byers after months, and doesn’t pay any attention to will ON HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY

Now I’m not saying I want Mike to die in s4 vol. 2, but if anyone in the main party does die…

by Florodo June 30, 2022

Mike Oxlong

A meme on the Internet. Of you break it down, Mike Oxlong basically is a meme version of My Cock's Long

Hey, Mike Oxlong!

by Tr45h June 09, 2022