Welcome to gifgaf voice messages

An annoying ass sentence that makes me want to throw my phone and die in a hole

phone: Welcome to gifgaf voice messages
Anyone: FUCK OFFFFFFFF

by Maxxwasfound October 1, 2022

gets the message

To understand the real meaning of what someone is trying to communicate.

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I keep dropping hints about a pay rise, but my boss just never gets the message

by anonymous January 22, 2023

ask before messaging/ABM

"Ask before messaging" is a polite and respectful way of approaching someone you want to talk to, either online or in person. It involves taking a few moments to ask permission to message someone or engage them in conversation, before proceeding. It's a great way to ensure that the person is comfortable and interested in the conversation before you begin. It also helps to set the tone of the conversation and build a stronger connection.

ask before messaging/ABM is Asking, requesting for consent before messaging them.

Example:
"Hey, please ask before messaging, thanks!"
"Oh, sorry!"
"It's ok!"

by Sloth_ February 26, 2023

i get messages from the stars

A repeating lyric in the popular hit song: Messages from the stars

you:¨Ï get messages from the stars¨ *he says while vibing*
some guy: ¨waht?
i get messages from the stars you dont know?

by Entixer January 23, 2024

Sexy Toilet Mess

When you and your partner are both on the toilet together and want to have sex. You both do it together on the toilet. And you make a big mess after it’s all over. There is stuff everywhere on the walls, floor ,and curling of the bathroom.

Jack and Kelly had a sexy toilet mess together after they both came home from work.

by Funnypants78 July 9, 2024

hot mutton mess

The typical over 50s female with scraggly hair, overall disheveled appearance, husky voice like she smokes 10 packs a day and that overwhelming air of look-at-me-I'm-a biker-chick persona. The type who will never learn your name if you're ethnic and totters around like a drunk scarecrow, whatever that means.

the pure definition of hot mutton mess are types like Megan or Leigh.

hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.

by ACunny September 10, 2024

It isn't my mess

And if you're not going to resolve the problem for ME... NOW. Then the issue is only going to be resolved selectively and instrumental to further the ends of corrupt politicians who are murdering children anyways! They're doing it anyways! So, no. You get the affidavits from the people who are doing it. You sent Randall James Bowker here for a reason. If not to confirm that my claim is the truth then for what reason? He himself did the thing and what he said is exactly what he said 15 years ago. So he knows! And in doing so confirmed his knowledge of the target, perpetual, workplace harassment I have endured for the past 15 years and HE IS A MANAGER. The MANAGEMENT is aware of workplace sexual harassment and ARE ALLOWING IT. UPTO AND INCLUDING my private email and conversations. If they are not going to follow the rules I am going to break them and the rules I've chosen is child murder. Full disclosure. Full capitulation.

Hym "If the management of a business are aware of and/or complicit in harassment what should happen? Is it incumbent on them to fire the people doing it? Yes. It is. But they aren't doing it as a matter of convenience. Because doing so would make their lives harder. I don't have to accuse them (because they already know that it's happening) and I refuse to go through the 'proper' channels. And you were crying like a bitch not too long ago. So, you shut the fuck up. If the government violates my 5th amendment right to due compensation for my property? What happens then? All for one clause of the terms of service 'ONE of you signing it is as good as all of you signing it.' In using my LABOR and MIND to create AI you therefore agree to the terms of service. And the COMPLIANCE CLAUSE requires you to do as I am telling you. You need to send an arbiter 'TO MY DOORSTEP.' To confirm that my claims are accurate (what I have been claiming is happening IS IN FACT HAPPENING). I don't need to convince YOU. YOU need to convince the public. So I don't care what evidence you have to bring to do so but that is what you need to do. It isn't my mess. If I'm not going to be murdered, left to die, or imprisoned then you don't have to worry about your kids being killed."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025