the lebron james effect

1.) lebron james' ability to turn any straight basketball-loving man gay through his beastly skill and ability

2.) lebron james' ability to bring good to everything in his life, just by being lebron james

1.) while watching the cavs game, a boy told his girl how he would literally have sex with lebron if he could. then, when lebron made a 3 pointer in the last second to win the game, the boys orgasmic reaction made the girl feel as though she traded her boyfriend for a shopping buddy, a common result of the lebron james effect

2.) because of their uncanny skill at being lebron james' children, lebron james' children, who are still quite young, have already been offered college basketball scholarships. lebron junior and his less fortunately named brother are firsthand witnesses to the lebron james effect

by somechickinohio July 6, 2009

Mexican Lemonade

When one urinates in a girls butt, she bends over and squirts it on you

My girlfriend gave me some mexican lemonade last night

by marcass and poopie May 24, 2011

Licking The Lemon

When You Give Oral Sex To A Female Who's Vagina Tastes Nasty & You Get The Face Of Eating A Lemon

Licking The Lemon = >.<

by JustAnotherKiddOnTheBlock May 17, 2014

you’re a lemon

Lame+ Funny = Lemon

When someone is lame af but also funny

A: *random lame funny joke*
B= Hahah you’re a LEMON

by Wafash May 25, 2018

lemon head

A straight lame ass nigga.

Shawty, don't call dem lemon heads over here, those fuck niggas gon blow my high.

by Red Velvet June 21, 2006

lemon

ok, primarily, its a citrus fruit (duuuuuh) but its also slang for lesbian. its a teen subculture kinda word and noone over the age of like, 25 really uses it.

josh: woah fionas lookin' hott!
jared: talk bout barking up the wrong tree *snigger*
jason: yeah! she's a right lemon!

by smelly poos July 24, 2006

Lemon

Unlike banana, a Lemon would be an Asian that seems completely Asian in looks and character. A Banana would be "yellow outside, white inside." A lemon would be "yellow in and out."

You don't see many Lemons anymore in the States.

by David Shum January 27, 2008