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King Popalop

A proper name given to a man who continuously betrays the trust of his significant other, and excels at it. King Popalop not only looks to cheat, he makes cheating an art, leading others to ask: "Does he know how to do anything besides cheat on his wife/girlfriend?"
Setting - a bar

Bob: Where did Bill go?
Fred: I don't know he was just talking to some girl by the bar.
Bob: I wonder where he is. I'll call his cell phone.

Bill's cell phone: Ring. Ring.

Bill: Yo Bob, whats goos?
Bob: You tell me whats goos. Where you at?
Bill: In this girl's crib right now, with eleven of her girlfriends.
Bob: Yo you are King Popalop right now!
by Fact February 12, 2004
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Mackenzie King

Mackenzie King has two meanings, the political figure, and the lack of teeth brushing that causes horrible and clearly visible plaque.
"I can't wait until we get to the campground."
"Dude, did you remember your toothbrush?"
"No, I forgot it"
"looks like you'll be pulling a Mackenzie King"
"Gross"
by darknebolain February 8, 2013
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status king

A man that judges a woman based on her status in society and physical attributes.
He cares about her breast size, not the size of her heart. Her level of education, not the wealth of knowledge learned on her own accord or through life experience.

As well as various other aspects of herself, hair color and length, family ties (does she have a mother and father...are they rich?), past relationships and the amount of friends and money she has.

This man is judgmental and cares only about getting what he wants and often changes his mind. This is due to his surface level/superficial drive, as well as, ever changing trends in society and its expectations and determination of what is considered desirable.

status
Pronunciation: /ˈsteɪtəs / NOUN

1) Relative social or professional position; standing:
an improvement in the status of women

1.1 MASS NOUN High rank or social standing:
those who enjoy wealth and status

king
Pronunciation: /kɪŋ /
NOUN

1The male ruler of an independent state, especially one who inherits the position by right of birth:

1.1A person or thing regarded as the finest or most important in their sphere or group.
A status king always wants the best of the best in high society, all wrapped up in a playboy body.

"If they ain't looking, I don't want her."
by Jessska August 18, 2014
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gort king

a nigga that's finna smoke gorts all day, errday. and he doesn't give a shit nigga
Bobby is such a gort king
by gortking420 April 3, 2009
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King Douchebag

1.)A person who is so insensitive and/or unintelligent that they have successfully exceeded the qualifications of a douchebag. Also Queen Douchebag if female.

2.) A chemistry teacher who assigns to much unnecessary work to his/her pupils.
1.) KD: I think Bush was the best president yet.
Bob: Shut up you King Douchebag!

2.) KD teacher: O.K class, your'e homework is page 200, problems 1-115
Student: No Mr. Herbig! Please don't be a King Douchebag!
by tortured AP chem student November 23, 2010
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King Ape

The Hairiest Friend You Have
"Yo Brett is so hairy.. HE IS KING APE"
by kEziLe August 29, 2006
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King of Hollywood

Some Hollywood kid named amir always doing something, going some where. Gained popularity in Hollywood... now referred as King of North Hollywood.
Yoo you see dat nigga king of Hollywood climbed the pyramid!!
by Gvobella March 10, 2021
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