A rich town called Niskayuna is filled with "tough white suburban kids" that like to try to be ghetto and "black".
The entire place consists of toolish kids that follow every fad they smell. A typical kid there wears Northface, Uggs, says beast and pretends to be black, buys coffee and faggacinos on a regular basis, listens to rap and mainstream and still thinks they have great taste in music, and jacks off to Hannah Montana.
The community is an absolute joke, filling every stereotype imaginable.
Here is an example of Niskayuna humor.
Nisky kid 1 : hay lets go to st. james square get coffee and then yell poop.
Nisky kid 2 : lol so funny and randum hurrhurr hurr okey
Nisky kid 3 : and then after we will do the t-bag
Nisky kid 1 : hahaha hurr hurr we do t-bag lol
Nisky kid 2 : hurr hurr t-bag
A typical Niskayuna conversation goes like this.
Nisky kid 1 : hay dood wanna go to the local starbucks hurr?
Nisky kid 2 : ye man its pretty beast!
Nisky kid 1 : dooooood....thats black.
Nisky kid 2 : ye man u hear that rap song by lady gaga
Nisky kid 1 : ya dude it was so black
The funny thing is that the black population is something like 1% of the entire community and are all contained in a place called Hillcrest Village. It is beyond the comprehension of most to understand why a white suburban kid whose parents make six figures can still claim to be ghetto.
The popular girls there are all Jewish.
The entire place consists of toolish kids that follow every fad they smell. A typical kid there wears Northface, Uggs, says beast and pretends to be black, buys coffee and faggacinos on a regular basis, listens to rap and mainstream and still thinks they have great taste in music, and jacks off to Hannah Montana.
The community is an absolute joke, filling every stereotype imaginable.
Here is an example of Niskayuna humor.
Nisky kid 1 : hay lets go to st. james square get coffee and then yell poop.
Nisky kid 2 : lol so funny and randum hurrhurr hurr okey
Nisky kid 3 : and then after we will do the t-bag
Nisky kid 1 : hahaha hurr hurr we do t-bag lol
Nisky kid 2 : hurr hurr t-bag
A typical Niskayuna conversation goes like this.
Nisky kid 1 : hay dood wanna go to the local starbucks hurr?
Nisky kid 2 : ye man its pretty beast!
Nisky kid 1 : dooooood....thats black.
Nisky kid 2 : ye man u hear that rap song by lady gaga
Nisky kid 1 : ya dude it was so black
The funny thing is that the black population is something like 1% of the entire community and are all contained in a place called Hillcrest Village. It is beyond the comprehension of most to understand why a white suburban kid whose parents make six figures can still claim to be ghetto.
The popular girls there are all Jewish.
Person 1 : Hey who are all those faggots wearing northface, uggs, muggs, trading girlfriends like pokemon cards, trying to be black, calling themselves ghetto, being white, putting their balls in each others mouths and yelling poop in St. James Square?
Person 2 : Oh those are Niskayuna kids.
Person 1 : Haha! They're so gay!
Person 2 : Oh those are Niskayuna kids.
Person 1 : Haha! They're so gay!
by Quideus Marquis March 24, 2010
Get the Niskayuna Kids mug.You change your "style" because that is whats cool at the moment. Believe it or not, even when your in a highschool with uniforms, these people will always find a way to "express" themselves. Here what I see in my school...
-lip rings or "snake bites" ?
-boys who look like they have boxes around their head
-Owns a guitar, just because its cool to say you have one, but you don't know how to play one god damn song
-pokes holes in their sleeves to make it look like your wearing gloves???
-Black, chipped nail polish
-Straigtens their hair because apparently your natural hair style is "un-cool" and "ugly"
-You cut your own hair ...
-Omgzz lyk add me on ur myspace dude, cuz ur soo kewl i <3 u lolz
-Wears a certain style of glasses because Pete Wentz or Brendon Urie has the exact same pair...
-Takes pictures of themselves
-HEAVY EYELINER
-Girls like to talk sexually to each other...Not sure why
-Pearls, bows, weird head bands, weird belts, striped/polka dot or some other abstract sweater
-DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE
-weird ways of saying hi to you
-The "emo jeans" ...essential
-lip rings or "snake bites" ?
-boys who look like they have boxes around their head
-Owns a guitar, just because its cool to say you have one, but you don't know how to play one god damn song
-pokes holes in their sleeves to make it look like your wearing gloves???
-Black, chipped nail polish
-Straigtens their hair because apparently your natural hair style is "un-cool" and "ugly"
-You cut your own hair ...
-Omgzz lyk add me on ur myspace dude, cuz ur soo kewl i <3 u lolz
-Wears a certain style of glasses because Pete Wentz or Brendon Urie has the exact same pair...
-Takes pictures of themselves
-HEAVY EYELINER
-Girls like to talk sexually to each other...Not sure why
-Pearls, bows, weird head bands, weird belts, striped/polka dot or some other abstract sweater
-DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE
-weird ways of saying hi to you
-The "emo jeans" ...essential
Scene Kids
An example of what I hear everyday
Her:LYK OMGZ I BOUGHT EMO JEANS TODAY
Me: That's nice...
Her:I BOUGHT THESE AWESOME RED GLASSES LIKE BRENDON URIE
Me: That's nice
Her:I GOT MY GUITAR!
Me: Are you taking lessons?
Her: NO! BUT DONT YOU LOVE IT? I WANT TO NAME IT!
Me: Oh....That's nice.
Her:IM SO JEALOUS, EVERYONE HAS A PIC WITH THEIR FAVOURITE BAND AND I DONT :(
Me: Uh...Thats nice?
Her: MY LOCKER IS SO HARDCORE DUDE, YOURS IS SO PLAIN
Me: That's nice...
Her: DUDE!
Me: Yes?
Her: DO YOU LOVE ME?
Me: No..
Her: OMGSHH YOU MAKE ME CRY
Me: That's nice.
It gets extreamly boring and pointless after a while.
An example of what I hear everyday
Her:LYK OMGZ I BOUGHT EMO JEANS TODAY
Me: That's nice...
Her:I BOUGHT THESE AWESOME RED GLASSES LIKE BRENDON URIE
Me: That's nice
Her:I GOT MY GUITAR!
Me: Are you taking lessons?
Her: NO! BUT DONT YOU LOVE IT? I WANT TO NAME IT!
Me: Oh....That's nice.
Her:IM SO JEALOUS, EVERYONE HAS A PIC WITH THEIR FAVOURITE BAND AND I DONT :(
Me: Uh...Thats nice?
Her: MY LOCKER IS SO HARDCORE DUDE, YOURS IS SO PLAIN
Me: That's nice...
Her: DUDE!
Me: Yes?
Her: DO YOU LOVE ME?
Me: No..
Her: OMGSHH YOU MAKE ME CRY
Me: That's nice.
It gets extreamly boring and pointless after a while.
by Adri M October 20, 2006
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