Spirit Keeping

When you buy supposedly "spirit haunted" items on eBay, often draining your funds with no paranormal results whatsoever. Constant denial of logic and eBay's terms of service and what these guys thrive on, and have led to many massive scam rings across the internet and psuedo-pagan communities of "spirit keepers". They often brainwash themselves into getting results from haunted items and post novel-like experiences about it online.

I'm going to register on many forums and make up stories about spirit keeping!

by ThatBeastlyKid April 11, 2011

keep it real

Keep it unreal, virtual (shortened to keep it short).

"You say keep it real, but mean the last gasp of reality before it goes six deep, like the last bubbles bursting from a drowning man. It no longer matters whether "real" really means real or phony, or virtual, or normal as usual or any old shit. Reality doesn't need to be kept, thank you, and, in case you haven't noticed, it can't be gotten rid of in the first (or last) place. Reality, good, bad or indifferent, is all there is. You either take it or it takes you. If you leave it, you're dead, which is real for keeps."

from Jean-Marie Clarke, Urban Myths Die the Hardest, Ballymore, Ire. 2006.

by Fausten March 13, 2008

keep the key up

Keep your head up and don't give up on someone if they're rich. They can change for you if they really love you.

"I told her keep the key up"

by qui33 for u March 1, 2019

Keep Walking

A taunt used in Krunker.io, usually after you get a kill or when you win the match

Anthony_Wang: dies
Derek_the_nigga: that's right keep walking

by autisticboi June 3, 2019

Keep it player

To stay looking fly

Person One: Ayyye that fit is fire! Keep it player my G!

Person Two: Good looking brody! I will!

by 21 34 March 13, 2022

keep up with the kardashians

Trimming, waxing, threading, or shaving your yoohoo.
Basically tending to it in whatever way.

Keeping up shop, if you will.

I need to go home and keep up with the kardashians.

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by garroyo08 May 4, 2010

keep your hands to yourself

When alone in a room, it is a phrase a woman says to a pervert when she's being groped when she only wants to see you masturbate. When around other people, it's a cry of rape.

Fundo grabbed Flenda's booby. Flenda screamed at Fundo, "Keep your hands to yourself!!!" Fundo proceeded to yank it in front of her.

by authOOr July 6, 2006