Meeble Juice

The liquid excreted by the Meeble worm of the banana republic. it is boiled and distilled several times before crystallizing. The crystals are then crushed into a power and snorted for enjoyment.

Side effects include: meebling, meebophilia, wild colours, texting gibberish, obsession with lime sized objects, and jumping jellybeans.

Guy1: what are you on?
Hot girl: meeble juice

by mr jonass October 23, 2009

Scooter Juice

Explosive, wet shits. Diarrhea of the highest caliber. Scooter juice is typically a multi-occurrence affair. Generally keeps one within quick scooting distance to a toilet for one or more days. Hallmarked by sheer fear of shitting oneself.

My ass is torn up from the scooter juice.

Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.

I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Aids-juice

Aidsjuice is an racist slur to refer to blood of black people.

That nigga leaking aids-juice after being stabbed

by Mr Christian August 11, 2017

Anxiety Juice

Cafe Americano, but instead of water, energy drink
(Espresso+Energy drink)

Guy 1: dude are you okay?
Guy 2: no....
Guy 3: he is on anxiety juice, he thought that would wake him up, but now he has constant anxiety
Guy 1: god save him

by Delivery_Cat_Gamer_Boy_1969 January 1, 2022

juice-worthy

Something that is worthy of greatness.

The cut-back by the runningback makes him juice-worthy

by Juiceness November 25, 2007

Drongo Juice

Gold coloured super-powered beverage like lager or ale that grants Drongos their super powers, making them last far longer than they should’ve. Super powers include missing trains, flights or making friends wait in taxis or car pools. Other experiences include losing keys, wallets, phones or girlfriends, with usually an awkward story that accompanies it.

Bloke 1: “Mate, have you seen me keys? I think I may have left them... somewhere...”
Bloke 2: “No worries, I’ll get you another Drongo Juice and you’ll be fine out on my couch.”

by Dutch Bob August 1, 2020

Juice nazi

A waiter who refuses to serve more than one sip of juice at a time.

I wanted more juice but the waiter was such a juice nazi.

by Itzo January 25, 2016