Jesse is a wonderful guy, likely on of the best you'll meet. He's so awesome and funny, not very athletic, but he's smart, kind, and talented. He will treat you right as long as you do same for him. If you meet a Jesse, cherish him because he could be one of the best people you meet.
Guy 1: Jesse just stole my girl!!
Guy 2: How??? Jesse is just like his friend, Kofi, they both hate girls
Guy 1: I know, that is why I am shocked
Guy 2: Girls do not like him because he is not athletic and is very weak
Guy 2: How??? Jesse is just like his friend, Kofi, they both hate girls
Guy 1: I know, that is why I am shocked
Guy 2: Girls do not like him because he is not athletic and is very weak
by DEdeArMOO August 10, 2022
Get the Jessemug. The most beautiful girl there is, was, or ever will be. She could lay claim to your heart and soul. But she won't have you.
by Yeti-killer February 18, 2023
Get the Jess Ozellamug. A Jess is someone who Has a good side and a bad side. Her good side is that she will always be there for you no matter what and if you have a problem with school, home or friends she will be there ready to talk about it. She is the best friend you will ever have because she has a serious but also a non serious side. If you get her when she is in a fun mood she won’t stop for at least 2 hours after. Don’t give her sugar because she will go crazy.
A Jess is also extremely slow and is the last out the classroom every time. She plays 1-3 sports but out of those three sports one of them she does reps for.
Jess is sometimes a boys girl but only if she feels like it. Boys will come for her but she will only ever have one boy in her head. Eventually a Jess will get married and have at least 2 kids.
A Jess is also extremely slow and is the last out the classroom every time. She plays 1-3 sports but out of those three sports one of them she does reps for.
Jess is sometimes a boys girl but only if she feels like it. Boys will come for her but she will only ever have one boy in her head. Eventually a Jess will get married and have at least 2 kids.
Friend 1 - Is that Jess still packing her stuff up 5 minutes after the bell rang?
Friend 2 - yep. She is so slow
Guy 1 - Wow there’s Jess.
Guy 2 - She’s so pretty but we can’t have her because she likes this one guy.
Guy 1 - Dang it
Friend 2 - yep. She is so slow
Guy 1 - Wow there’s Jess.
Guy 2 - She’s so pretty but we can’t have her because she likes this one guy.
Guy 1 - Dang it
by definingdumbo3 June 20, 2019
Get the Jessmug. Jesse is the sweetest guy with the biggest- yeah I'm not doing one of those definitions. Instead, I will do two on a couple of popular fictional characters from completely separate franchises.
1: Jesse Bruce Pinkman is a character from Breaking Bad, and he served as protagonist alongside Walter Hartwell White. He is portrayed by Aaron Paul. He worked as a large time meth cook and got enslaved for 6 months. He escaped and went into hiding in Alaska.
2: CT-5597, nicknamed "Jesse" was an ARC Lieutenant serving in the Grand Army of the Republic. He was cloned from the DNA of Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett, and was born on Kamino, like every other clone. He was part of the 501st Battalion led by Jedi General Anakin Skywalker and Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex". His last battle was the Seige of Mandalore, led by former Jedi Commander and advisor Ahsoka Tano and former Death Watch warrior Bo Katan Kryze. He died on a Republic Venator over an unknown moon whilst trying to execute Commander Tano and Commander Rex under the effects of an inhibitor chip present in every clone brain. Many Star Wars fans know this as "Order 66".
1: Jesse Bruce Pinkman is a character from Breaking Bad, and he served as protagonist alongside Walter Hartwell White. He is portrayed by Aaron Paul. He worked as a large time meth cook and got enslaved for 6 months. He escaped and went into hiding in Alaska.
2: CT-5597, nicknamed "Jesse" was an ARC Lieutenant serving in the Grand Army of the Republic. He was cloned from the DNA of Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett, and was born on Kamino, like every other clone. He was part of the 501st Battalion led by Jedi General Anakin Skywalker and Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex". His last battle was the Seige of Mandalore, led by former Jedi Commander and advisor Ahsoka Tano and former Death Watch warrior Bo Katan Kryze. He died on a Republic Venator over an unknown moon whilst trying to execute Commander Tano and Commander Rex under the effects of an inhibitor chip present in every clone brain. Many Star Wars fans know this as "Order 66".
1: The shit that Jesse cooks is the shit yo!
2: Clone ARC Lieutenant Jesse, an Advanced Recon Commando, unfortunately died trying to kill Ahsoka and Rex. Like most clones, he sadly lived up to 19BBY and experienced Order 66, a tragic event that almost wiped out the Jedi.
2: Clone ARC Lieutenant Jesse, an Advanced Recon Commando, unfortunately died trying to kill Ahsoka and Rex. Like most clones, he sadly lived up to 19BBY and experienced Order 66, a tragic event that almost wiped out the Jedi.
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
Get the Jessemug. Jesse, is the type of guy you will want to be with. He's strong, nice, and caring. Every time you feel alone, your friend Jesse will always be there to cheer you up. Everytime you want to sing, he will want to sing with you. He doesn't like math, but loves reading. Every time they give him a math test, he will always get 100 percent. He will always read when he's at school. He will make a team to defend his friends from bullying. Jesse loves to make friends. If your alone, go ask a boy named jesse! He may be girly, but don't judge people! #jesselovessinging #jesserocks #jesseisstrong
by MitchieTheNiceGirl June 30, 2018
Get the Jessemug. Jesse is a beautiful merman who is worth the entire world. He can often be found watching anime and seven hour long video game breakdowns on YouTube.
Jesse is a very sweet and sensitive person, who at the same time would never hesitate to do what was necessary for someone he loves.
Jesse is a very sweet and sensitive person, who at the same time would never hesitate to do what was necessary for someone he loves.
by KingGizz69 December 6, 2021
Get the Jessemug.