Holy jerk off

A religious belief, in which the believer of christ furiously beats off his holy cock till they spray all there holy water for there lord and savior jesus christ. They will then pray for 10 minutes before furiously beating off till they die for there lord jesus christ.

Yo me and the boys are gonna go sacrifice ourselves for our lord with a holy jerk off you in?

by Baalo69 March 4, 2021

Choke n jerk

When you ask someone/someone asks you to choke them as you jerk them off.

“No wyatt, im not gonna Choke n Jerk you, oh don’t cry into a pillow now…. don’t threaten to rape me???”

by Definitely not Sonoma 🤤 July 5, 2023

Jerk off January

Destroy Dick December is now at an end, but Jerk off January is here. Instead od beating your meat gradually until you reach the end, you slowly decrease the number of times you beat your meat a day.

"You ready for Jerk off January?"

"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"

by Domingo_lluevioso287 November 5, 2020

jerk-id beef

An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.

Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.

New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!

by helga October 16, 2003

Giggle Circle Jerk

When you start to giggle, then your friend starts to giggle because of your giggling, then you giggle harder at their giggle and so on.

Usually stops when someone in the circle can't breathe.

That's when she tripped and I immediately started a giggle circle jerk.

by Dirtii_Martini January 5, 2023

Twerkle Jerk Shots

Similar to twerkle jerking, but when a group of guys begins circle jerk. A man or woman gets in the middle of the circle. The perso in the middle twerks with their mouth open. The first person to shoot the cum in the middle persons mouth wins. The others then have to lick the cum off of the middle person. Once the middle person is clean the twerkle jerk shots have ended.

Yo jeff how was your twerkle jerk shots party at 7 PM on Suday?

by PeterThePloppingPiper February 25, 2015

Jerk Off Shuffle

1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box

2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open

Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up

by Dj Pj August 9, 2016