bed bandit

One who drunkenly passes out on another's bed or couch without permission.

Keri passed out on the couch after the party, fucking bed bandit.

by ThorV April 12, 2016

Shit the bed

Shitting the bed/shat the bed

To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.

Tyrone really shit the bed when he told us about how he fucked a pineapple
-Jake

Oh you mean spongebob - John

by The whishey liberator August 12, 2022

brought to bed

give birth to a child.

"she was brought to bed of a daughter"

by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

palace in the bed

When you sleep in someone else’s bed and you spew hot Cheeto puke all over the sheets

“Iorn Mike, you puked all over Adam’s bed!” “Palace in the bed.”

by Micheal Brindy May 26, 2024

bed wine

(noun) the final glass of wine for the evening that you enjoy alone, usually in bed.

It's been a day so I am just going to enjoy this bed wine and pass out.

by reel tlk July 21, 2022

put the boys to bed

A point in the evening where the leased midget prostitute services all of the men at a sports-related party and the party is then officially over.

We were watching the NFL Draft. It got to 2am and Destiny put the boys to bed.

by Meethane May 2, 2015

bed head

giving/receiving oral sex (head) in bed

Sally gave Michael bed head bright n early in the morning while she had bed head

by gater69 October 23, 2019