Therefore I Am

THE best song from Billie Eilish's second album, Happier Than Ever.

I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn.
You think that you're the man.
I think, therefore I am.

Fun fact: the last line is originally a saying from 16th century French mathematician and philosopher Rene Descartes.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel March 28, 2024

What am I supposed to do with you

An endearing sentence, used when you might not be able to keep the conversation going? I’d like to say it’s when you love someone so much you don’t know what to do with it.

“What am I supposed to do with you, love?”

by arcticgoose🦎 April 2, 2024

i am at my maximum pee storage capacity

another way of saying "i need to go pee really bad"

person:i shall unleash a continous stream of pee for i am at my maximum pee storage capacity
person2:ou could instead say "i am gonna go to the toilet" its much shorter

by cosmnik July 1, 2021

why am i doing this

i dont know and i give no solid farts

"why am i doing this? just to suffer? whats the point everything ends"

by hehe farts in french July 6, 2021

The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole

The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole.

Hym Iam "The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole! What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

by Hym Iam January 17, 2026