Goat Hour

The point at which one has gone with out sleep long enough that they enter a state similar to intoxication. Generally comedy is enhanced and most activities increase in difficulty.

I slept so little last week, I think I spent more time in goat hour than in bed!

by lamwigvam March 4, 2015

After Hours Boss

Used to refer to one's significant other - as one's boss outside of working hours

"Hey Dave! You free for drinks tonight after work?"
"Ah sorry man, my after hours boss needs me to stay overtime tonight"

by iamlegolas June 17, 2018

Creepy Hour

Any period of time in a retail establishment where the employee is the only person present.

"Dude, I had a crazy creepy hour today. It must have been 2 hours of silence."

by ulder May 11, 2014

shower for an hour

this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.

friend one: bro i smoked too much bro
friend two: take a shower for an hour you’ll be golden

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

sad ho hours

Since sad nigga hours is from 2am to 4am, sad ho hours is from 11pm to 1 am.

“I wish I had a boyfriend, or even some friends.”
“Me too, sis. It’s sad ho hours, so let it out.”

by your-kinky-kitten September 2, 2018

Sitting on the computer for an hour

what dad's say you have been doing when it really has been one minute

Me: I am going to play the computer
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.

by Dramat1c November 2, 2020

24 hours

A fancier, more technical term for a day. Can sometimes be used to avoid confusion with just daytime (when the sun's shining bright and all).

I played Minecraft for 24 hours straight!

by an extremely depressed bandu November 7, 2023