Hoes Mad

When hoes are mad

Person 1: hoes mad
Person 2: hoes mad

by ThotSlayerZamasu January 10, 2020

hoe ass

A very rude ugly annoying person. Can refer to a male or female. In most cases a hoe ass is a little bitch who you want to inflict pain towards

I hate Patrick I wanna fight that hoe ass

by Yomama567782 September 22, 2020

guadalupe hoe

One who floats the Guadalupe River. Walking their tube resembling a baby goat or giraffe. Randomly joins established parties. Willing to show titties for Jell-O shots.

“Can you believe my husband just whistled at that Guadalupe hoe.”

by River Karen July 13, 2022

HDMO Hoes

Hair Down, Makeup On Whores

Pronounced "AACH-Dee-emmo-hoes"

Term used to describe female athletes who are more interested in looking good to male teammates than they are interested in working hard at practices. In contrast to serious athletes who put their hair up and generally wear little if any makeup when working out.

Originally used in the San Francisco Bay Area among coed high-school Crew (rowing) teams, with likely first usage occurring within the Los Gatos Rowing Club (LGRC). Has quickly spread nationwide as initial users have gone off to colleges around the country.

Look at the new freshmen, what a bunch of HDMO Hoes.

by mtnmeister June 25, 2009

Eski-Hoes

Girls who wear the fashion disaster that is a mini-skirt with Ugg boots.

Did you see those girls? They're such a freaking Eski-Hoes!

by RobGF October 10, 2008

lodge hoe

A male/female who stays in the lodge of a ski resort and flirts with other males or females instead of actually skiing

Sara Smart is such a lodge hoe.

by Poopypoopypoop December 15, 2016

Gutta Hoe

A girl that is such a down ass hoe she will fuck another dude at her boyfriends house in his bed while he is out of town.

She is such a gutta hoe she fucked some dude in camerons house while he was out of town.

by Bbro228 March 24, 2009