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canada's history

A sex act where 2 men and 1 women take maple syrup and lather up the stanely cup and insert it into the rectum of the women. The men then proceed to stimulate themselves using the stanely cup. The women preceeds to beat and lacerate the men with the antlers of a moose and teeth of a beaver, to the point of death of one of the men. The other man then uses the organs of the other man as sex toys and nourishment. It is finished up by a double suicide of the man and women by drownding in maple syrup.
Eww... Stephen Colbert just mentioned canada's history.
by sicksega February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

Diplomatically boning someone with a pair of moose antlers after threatening them with a bottle of maple syrup you've smashed on the bar. Sometimes called "The Stanley Fuck."
That was the best Rorschach asshole splatter I've ever seen! That guy knows his Canada's History.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
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AP Art History

the combination of two useless subjects made into an even more useless and unnecessarily hard class by the evil corporation Collegeboard. curriculum is terrible and 90% of writing assignments will be straight yapping.
Person 1: form, function, content, context, artist, place of origin, movement, style
Person 2: What's going on with you?
Person 1: Oh I'm just studying a piece for AP Art History
Person 2: Okay... but how many colleges actually accept that credit again?
by academicvictim22 May 21, 2024
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ain'tient history

Da long-ago period when da common slang-contraction was first used.
My snooty English teacher is constantly correcting us for poor grammar, but I always point out dat slang words date back to ain'tient history.
by QuacksO June 8, 2021
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history lizard

“Mum, that’s a dinosaur not a lizard”.
“No, that’s a history lizard “.
by Smaughlin August 28, 2021
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Makin' History

this is a crazy term , in which i use to the fullest everyday , cause everytime you do something in you mind or visual , the time that passes everyday can never happen again at that exact time so life burns and kills through a day so i live life everyday to the fullest and push my dreams goals and achievements to the top everyday exceed to all ic an and then its a new day toamrrow so i keep this everyday like it could be my last , take risks everyday there is a world out there that strives for new things everyday and what doesnt get done will never get done so makin' history is my way of life that keeps me goin everyday its more of a moto than a history lesson but putting the past behid you is one thing but makeing your past somethign you remmeber and so do others is where this chimes in you dont understand the desire its the want to go out and make history , that is almost what i live by i am very diffrent in the world of society , when it comes to something i want to do and i strive for its impression to set in and i make... my moves with what i have formed to be presented . i am here to bring the new life and era to next generation , and show others what it takes . that ,what means the most to you, shows, you have to take the risks to get where you want to be , you make who you are by your actions ,and for me im trying to make it more than just a goal or an achievement in life itself...its Makin' History at its fullest.. grandma swaggin
you make this real so everyday before you await think and make it an impression which you will remember Makin' history
by Makin' History December 1, 2010
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AP World History

A useless ass class which will violently rape your asshole with Homework and then kill you and light your remains on fire while pissing on your grave all so that your college of choice will reject the college credit so that in the end you wasted your sophomore year of high school. And if by some miracle you manage to pass the class you'll probably end up killing yourself because of the pain of endless late nights doing the most useless garbage you've ever done.
Friend: Hey man do you want to go to a movie tonight?

You: No because AP World History is violently murdering my ability to sleep tonight with another Fucking DBQ about some dumb bitch who advocated for Womens rights in Japan during the 1800's or some bullshit.
by tiredBastard March 9, 2025
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