Wet Hand Alaskan Dry Rub

When you spit on one hand in preparation to give your boy a cheeky rub and tug, then sike them out and run the wet hand through your hair only to begin wacking them off with the other, dry hand.

Yo its fucked, Daniel hit me with the wet hand alaskan dry rub last week.

Man thats wack, we all know your dick is chafing already.

by Darklordbunnies May 20, 2022

Third-Hand Embarrassment

When you feel embarrassed that another person is embarrassed at someone else

Hassan was feeling Third-Hand Embarrassment that Sarah's was feeling Second-Hand embarrassed that her boyfriend took off his shirt and started screaming dead memes at the gym

by IRobo_Lover February 11, 2023

Red hand of ulster

A northern irish tradition of, when your friend turns his back, SLAP HIM ON THE BACK OR ASS AT F U L L FORCE.
If you have a Northern irish friend watch ye back

I just gave ya the old red hand of ulster!

by EnjoymentEnjoyer March 8, 2023

Nun Hand

The nun hand occurs when a male is in the process of hooking up with a female and during an attempt to pull off panties her hand suddenly grabs yours rejecting the move. You ain't getting none.

Last night I was close to scoring with that prude blonde girl in our class but when I made the move she gave me the nun hand.

by StuCazz77 September 15, 2023

stabbing the hand

Masturbation when done by a male. The man's penis is thrust into a hole created by the hand quickly and repeatedly until he ejaculates.

1. I need to find a love box for my pork sword, I've been stabbing my hand too much lately.

2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.

by The eradicator July 15, 2007

One Night Hand

Masturbation.

He didn't make a move, so I came home and had a one night hand.

by palestiniandeliberation January 6, 2016

putty in sb's hand

to be easily controlled by someone!

she's like putty in your hands.(putty in sb's hands.)

by Angel0987654321 July 21, 2018