Hasselhoff Hair

The hairs on Blake's beautiful head. Luscious locks. Just enough to twist with your fingers and make him relaxed. It definitely looks like Hasselhoff hair.

You don't need a haircut. You have Hasselhoff hair.

by VindictiveAngel February 5, 2023

Black Hair

Pulls a lot of bitches

“Did you see___’s black hair
“omg she’s so hot”

by poifish September 15, 2022

marmite hairs

Sticky sweaty and slightly shitty hairs that stick your arse cheeks together like Velcro.

You could hear the twang of marmite hairs releasing as Rob's fat hairy arse cheeks separated when he bent over.

by Shittydick March 4, 2015

Pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs: pointy little pain in the butt hairs that’s apart of a pineapple
Creator: Anix

Sub to him

The top of spongebob’s house is called pineapple hairs.

by Da anix fan June 16, 2020

Rich in the hair

Someone who has, or thinks he has, a hair style that makes him appear rich. Usually the person is not rich, which is why he resorts to his hair to appear rich.

Eric: Man, I just cut my hair today.
Carl: Nice, looking sharp.
Eric: Yeah I know! People say I look rich and that I am a perfect 10. Rich in the hair!

by Karl420 September 6, 2013

Hair Halo

When a person has a bald spot on the back of their head and is surrounded by hair, which makes the back of their head appear as though they have a halo of hair

"Wow dude, look at the professor! He has a hair halo."

by lifeguardstatus November 10, 2016

Pineapple Hairs

The green stuff on top of a pineapple. Found in Anix on YouTube’s building bikini bottom in bloxburg + FUNNY MOMENTS

Look at the pineapple hairs on this one!

by LeahLia14 June 16, 2020