goon rock

A crack rock that has been smuggled in someone’s butt hole without any covering. Leaving residue of feces on the drugs.

Don’t smoke that, thats Ryan's goon rock!

by RoofBaby June 17, 2024

Goon

Someone who makes moves, and rips.

Did you see Nick dancing with those bad bitches last night? He’s a goon!

by Gangbanging11 February 18, 2019

Saggy Jowl Goon

A goon with 4 layers of jowls on their turkey neck

that old saggy Jowl goon got huge turkey neck jowls

by VileGay September 23, 2023

Goon master

Someone that jerks off so much that they have mastered the art of doing it so fast that no one notices you just jerked off.

I just became a goon master, you didn’t even notice

by B Real 97 November 21, 2025

Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is the act of chopping off a buffalo's head and gooning at night time. it is a sacred gooning ritual

Hey man, do you wanna go Moon Goonging tonight?

Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"

by anonymous November 12, 2023

Goon Stoopid

A double meaning referring to the act of "gooning" so hard that you become completely and utterly stupid, to the point that you spell the word incorrectly. Also in reference to the leading figure in the gooning community, Goon Stoopid.

Brendon: "Dude I dunno what to do. I'm bored."

Darren: "Just goon stoopid"

Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"

Darren: "Atta boy"

by fapaddict November 26, 2023

Moon Gooning

The intense emotional practice of shiting cannon ball style ass up to the full moon with a native american present to bless the ritual

Honey me and the boys are gonna take this native to the moon gooning tonight and kill pelicans

by Goonieloony November 13, 2023