When you realise the world is ending (or you are about to get inevitably murdered) so, naturally, you whip out your dick/pussy and stroke like never before, until all fades out but freak. You're gooning like there's no tomorrow, because (at least for you) there isn't any. It may also be used to disgust/confuse/arouse your killer, marginally prolonging your life.
Sargeant Doakes realised Lila was on Dexter's side, and subsequently pulled an apocalyptic goon knowing that his death was imminent. He died hard.
by Daedalus65536 February 24, 2025
Get the Apocalyptic Goonmug. A person who is so stupid they cannot do anything, not even to save their life
some symptoms of being a goon are as followed:
-lack of intellect
-lack of awareness
-having a punchable face
Note: not to be confused with goon which is a low ranking member of a group of syndicate, the context of this term is to be used an an insult for dumb people.
some symptoms of being a goon are as followed:
-lack of intellect
-lack of awareness
-having a punchable face
Note: not to be confused with goon which is a low ranking member of a group of syndicate, the context of this term is to be used an an insult for dumb people.
by Dont tell my school i'm here October 12, 2020
Get the Goonmug. The faction mainly led by the minions on a mission to eradicate those damn gooners. They are usually seen possessing firearms and are ready to do anything to achieve their goal is their mission to stop people from gooning.People are either choosing to side with them or with the gooning smurfs.
Person 1:Haha now that i'm all alone in my room i'm going to start gooning
*Knock**Knock*
Person 1:Who is there?
Unknown voices: The goon police
Person 1:Oh shit fuck they are here the never goon army is at my doorstep
Goon police: surrender know or face the consequences
*Knock**Knock*
Person 1:Who is there?
Unknown voices: The goon police
Person 1:Oh shit fuck they are here the never goon army is at my doorstep
Goon police: surrender know or face the consequences
by Dont let me catch you at 4am June 6, 2024
Get the Never Goonmug. I am a country guy and a lot of ppl dont under stand the southern dielect, this is a shortened version of the words "go" and "on", usually said to an animal or person (if told to a person it is rarely friendly and majority dorogatory) to tell them to leave
by thatcountrylib April 3, 2025
Get the Goonemug. “I goon to nico”
by NicoJK2801 September 27, 2025
Get the Goonmug. A place where western cowboys go to jerk off for extended periods of time while edging. Then proceed to have a nice cold drink after.
Clint: Hey Dutch, wanna go to the Goon Saloon?
Dutch: Sure, I have a standoff with Cassidy later and I need to have a clear mind.
Clint: That's exactly what I'm saying Dutch, we need to hit a nice long goon session!
Alonzo: Do y'all got room for one more?
McCree: It's high goon... It's time to go to the goon saloon!
Dutch: Sure, I have a standoff with Cassidy later and I need to have a clear mind.
Clint: That's exactly what I'm saying Dutch, we need to hit a nice long goon session!
Alonzo: Do y'all got room for one more?
McCree: It's high goon... It's time to go to the goon saloon!
by JewCrewTripleK_GrandWizard March 15, 2024
Get the Goon Saloonmug. by GPUMelty December 19, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug.