While following someone down the stairs, let them get ahead of you a bit. Position yourself sitting at the top stair, yell "EINS, ZWEI, DREI", and lunge yourself at them crotch first and spread eagle with the speed of an Olympic bobsledder! If you're lucky, your intended will grab you by the crotch in an effort to slow your descent.
Dude, last night I was showing someone around my apt, and I got surprise German Bobsledded! So naturally, I totally reciprocated with the crotch stop
by Palmher December 29, 2019
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Exists because it does, Germany and Austrian relationship exists because thoose countries exist, next up mexico and china.
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Person 1: My cat just shit in my closet Person 2: Dang sounds like you just joined the geronimo community
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This is a trend on TikTok when people play the famous song and their friends continue the lyrics saying "geronimo".
This is a trend on TikTok when people play the famous song and their friends continue the lyrics saying "geronimo".
Your friend: "So say-"
You: "Geronimo"
Your friend: "OMG. Don't say that. It's a slur"
*You think your life has ended*
You: "Geronimo"
Your friend: "OMG. Don't say that. It's a slur"
*You think your life has ended*
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Idiot: Your ancestry traces to Germany? You are the descendant of Nazis!
Me: (punches him in the face and busts his nose) Now I think you just learned a lesson.
Idiot: (on the ground nodding as his nose gushes blood)
Me: (punches him in the face and busts his nose) Now I think you just learned a lesson.
Idiot: (on the ground nodding as his nose gushes blood)
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