Pancake facial

When you bust a chubby on two broads and smoosh their faves together before you blow

“oi did you see the pic of John givin Courtney and her friend a good pancake facial??”

by Akamakakakkassfart November 19, 2017

Faeces Facial

A kinky sexual ritual where one specimen shits into a container of melted ice cream. Wait 10 minutes until mixing the juices. While mixing and laxatives. Then use the cream as shaving cream.

This morning I used my Faeces Facial and I fell fresh.

by CacAflac January 19, 2018

syrian facial

Execution by shotgun to the face.

That poor reporter got a syrian facial.

by LordNightmare January 22, 2018

Cho Fact

An unverifiable and/or uncorroborated fact or statement that isn't exclusively but is most likely false.

"Hey did you hear that Conor McGregor got kicked out of the UFC for using performance enhancing drugs?" "No man, I don't think that's true" "no man it's definitely true!" "No man that's totally a Cho Fact!"

by CouldBeAnyone555555555 February 13, 2018

Zach Fact

Facts that are immediately known to be true. That's a Zach Fact

Kid #1: The sky is yellow
Kid #2: No it isn't moron
Kid #1: Well it's a Zach Fact
Kid #2: Aw shit you're right

by <;)> May 11, 2018

Brady Fact

Fact based loosely on actual truth or rumor, but in actuality being completely false

I heard Frog urine causes warts. Nah man that's just a Brady Fact

by Logo May 31, 2018

boyfriend fact

You’re going to get attacked with kisses by your girlfriend

It’s a boyfriend fact.

by bedazzle333 July 7, 2018