Evan

Nobody loves him, hes short and annoying and racist and he cant play hockey
Girl : omg its evan! RUNNN!
Evan : *racist*
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Evan

Ricegum lookin ass who takes girls out onto first dates by playing League Of Legends. Straight wasteman, cant even get a girl
Man, I got a case of anal Evans yesterday
by bigboyDonger May 07, 2018
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Evan- the most handsome most caring fellow of them all.
He's got incredible hair and an infectious smile .
He's bloody hot and honestly if you're lucky enough to have Evan in your life , then you have made it . He changes our lives and we should all be very appreciative of our Evans.
Best boyfriend of them all and cares deeply about all of his friends. Nobody deserves him .
"Fuck me , Evan is so hot!"

"If you need inspiration for your hair , look at Evan"

"Evan is the best goth going"
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evans are fucking cool. made fun of just for being a nice person but really fucking cool... and energetic.
"Fuck evan man. YO leave my bro Evan alone. He's cool as fuck and really nice."
by kidneybean78 May 29, 2022
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Evan is the blackest nigga on earth ong🙏😹💯
"did you see Evan?"
"Ya that nigga's so black."
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Evan

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, artistic, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. He also likes to tease his friends a lot. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make an impact for the better. He puts others before himself and he is often sinking in some form of depression. He is usually a pretty famous person on social media, most Evans have over 1k+ followers on social platforms.
"Who is that guy?"
"Oh, I'm pretty sure his name is Evan."
"Holy shit, that face is damn sexy, no homo."
"Yeah, it is, I wanna be that dude."
"Same here."
by TotallyNotTyme December 18, 2018
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The name Evan to me means, a kind, loving,caring, amazing person
Hey Evan did you know your name means A great person

Oh really that’s cool
by Skeet and Yeet December 05, 2019
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