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Spanish Eric

Spanish Eric - Overview.
This is an alias for a tight arsed cunt with several properties in Spain. He will never holiday in these dwellings but will use them to take numerous solitary breaks.
Whilst taking a break he will constantly send photos (library) of everything he consumes, boring the shit out of his friends (worded very loosely)
Whilst sitting alone he pines for his UK friends, hoping that some will buy property near to one of his casa's, so that they can take photos of drinks and tapas together and go shopping for upside down pineapples.

Personality

He's a cunt.

Appearance

Spanish Eric

wears special order shorts that would turn dinghy back to Calais.

His choice of shorts are vulgar in appearance and one would think he wears them for a dare.

Perversions
Spanish Eric mostly enjoys singing opera to transvestites in the hope that once again he'll have a hard dick to play with.
Spending copious amounts of money (Sterling, and Euros) in titty bars when the trannies have retired is not usual.

Home life
When not stuck on the M62 Spanish Eric loves to spend time in his reading nook studying the history of Air fryers 2010-2024. He and his current wife Spanish Sarah have an ever growing collection of these heinous machines.
Seldom, in fact fucking never does he invited his friend to his UK residence.
Legend has it he keeps his parents locked in the attic and bleeds their pension money from them to spend on airport parking.
You can't wear those noncey shorts, you'll look like Spanish Eric
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Eric

I don't know about your Eric but I know about mine. He's the definition of "He's one of the good ones". He makes me feel safe, loved, appreciated, and happy. He's my calm in the chaos. My favorite forever. The love of my life. There's never a boring moment with us. Our days are full of laughter and cuddles, or adventures and ice cream. I've never been with a man who treated me so well. From helping with house chores to just holding me while I'm sad(or having a normal PMS emotional day). He is my protector, my hero, and my soulmate. I'm so lucky we ended up together and I can't wait to be his wife one day and be able to tell people "this is my husband" because it just feels right. ❤️
I've found my Eric 🖤💙🖤
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Eric

Eric is a lil bit shy when you first meet him you'll think he is a b*tch at first, but if you actually try to get to know him he will be nice, show his true self, and feel comfortable around you. He is very tall and and sometimes freaky, if you ever see him sad make sure he is okay because all he wants is to feel loved. He is the nicest person you will ever meet
Person 1. dang ericcc u freakyy

Eric. YES MA"AM
Person 1. i bet its big

Eric. you'll have to find out
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Eric and Tiffany

These two are meant for eachother! If an Eric ever meets a Tiffany, he needs to make sure she breaks up with her current BF and start hanging out immediately.
Oh dang, look at Eric and Tiffany, such a cute amazing couple they are, they would make the cutest baby.
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Eric and Tiffany

These two are perfect together, if a Tiffany ever finds her an Eric in the wild, she must break up with her current BF so they can ride dinosaurs off into the sunset.
Danngggg, look at Eric and Tiffany, so darn cute and they would make beautiful babies.
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Eric and Tiffany

If a Tiffany ever finds herself an Eric out in the wild, she must become available and break up with her current 12 year old BF. Then they can ride baby dinosaurs off into the sunset.
Dannggg, look at Eric and Tiffany, such a cute couple.
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Eric

Guy: You got such a bad haircut
Other guy: Yeahh, i pulled an eric
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