EMS

End My Suffering.

An acronym used to express pain and misery.

My mum just disowned me, ems.

by AerioCccccccc March 18, 2020

Rock em sock em

When you pour a gallon of lube in your partners anus then repeatedly use both fists to stretch it out

My partner said my head wasn’t big enough so we tried the ole rock em sock em

by Caulknballs November 25, 2024

Em

Em is a sexy nerd with a D&D and LOTR addiction, rather swag person to know. Gives off strong alpha energy. Probably has a crush on fictional elves twice their age.

“Did you see that alpha reading lord of the rings fanfiction?” “oh yeah that was just Em”

by dischargemonster July 1, 2021

ems

an abbreviation for emo.

"thats so ems"

by yeehawonthatd May 3, 2025

Emely

Emely is perfect. The literal definition of perfect. She’s genuine and sweet and smart and has eyes that make you feel like you’re looking at stars. Or whatever else is very pretty in space. Her personality is incredible. She’s the perfect kind of funny. She folds mad quick when you look into here eyes but that’s ok because somehow it makes her even better. She’s bold, cultured, and listens to good music which just adds to her perfection. She’s fine as hell. She got a pretty face and a pretty body. No matter what she wears, how she looks, what she does with her hair. She will never look not pretty. She definitely wakes up that gorgeous. Add all that to the fact that she’s a perfect person on the inside, that’s the best deal you gonna get since the 4 for 4 at wendy’s.

Emely bad and funny. Is she real??

by jaelen27 November 23, 2021

em roo

big fat lip nicked pumpernickel buck tooth zoophile roblox fag lookin ass

Person 1: Your so em roo you litle furry fagglit
Person 2: Damn

by Penis Men January 18, 2023

bet em up

"Far out", "that's cool", "heck yea" ,"fantastic", "badass",etc.
Example:"we are not working this weekend" the boss man said
Charlie replies"bet email up,now I can get my yard work done".

Oh it's not supposed to rain today bet em up

by Stroupster July 30, 2017