Ear/Vagina Clearer

The second sex move on the Hardcore Sex List. Man stretches out mega floppy until it is 5 feet long. Then Insert into vagina/ear when it comes out opposite ear or the anus take one end of the mega floppy and pull back and forth successfully cleaning out ear wax/shit out of partners anus/ears.

My girlfriend couldn't hear very well so I gave her the Ear/Vagina Clearer.

by Wiggle_Wam August 27, 2013

bloody ear

The vagina of a woman who is menstrating.

As her labia was spread apart, he found what appeared to be a bloody ear, and instantly knew she was on the rag.... But he ate it anyways.

by Fuckin' Sean July 23, 2006

Cat Ears

A tall emo/scene girl from Halesowen who wears a variety of cat ears

Person: have you seen cat ears today?
Person 2: yh yh she’s in block 7, the fucking greeb.

by I'm not o fucking Kay February 6, 2018

gold hooped earrings

as worn by female knackers, pikeys, atomic kitten etc and kappa tracksuit wearing dogs

Britney Clare:hey Melinda Rose, have you seen these earrings in da catalogue

by kirsty November 19, 2003

delhi ear fuck

When someone shits in someones ear, and then proceeds to urinate in the ear while ramming their cock into the ear cavity causing penetration of the brain. This also results in the person getting a nut busted in their brain stem. Often occurs in India.

"Call the fucking ambulance!!!"
"Why what's going on."
"I just walked into Tyler's room and Serena is lying on the floor unconcious."
"What the fuck?! How did that happen?"
"I think Tyler delhi ear fucked her! It's an Indian tradition."
"Oh, Shit!"

by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 29, 2008

Arkensas Ear Clean

Stroking your penis until reaching climax, than shoving it into the girls ear just as you cum. For full potency, you must cum so that the semen flies in from one ear, right through the brain, and straight out the other ear.

Last night was so satisfying! We were just planning on having regular ol' sex, but I decided she should get her ears cleaned at the same time. So I gave her a good ol' Arkensas Ear Clean.

by Tamizzle June 7, 2007

bite your ears

An iddiom, usually used to describe someone who acts stupid or retarded. Also used to describe something stupid or retarded.

Only an idiot who wheres a helmet and tries to bite his ears off plays that sort of game.

by Hiro August 29, 2003