ED Pills

Pills to prove to your girl/wife that you're not a faggot having an affair with a dude.

Commercial for ED Pills- Has she been wondering lately about your sexuality? Does she tell you that every part of you is dysfunctional, and that your whiskey dick problem goes deeper than your drinking habit? That's because you need these pills, so that you can prove to her that you're not a faggot that would choose gay porn over her any day. It might not be a big deal to you, but to her it is a big deal that your dick does what it is supposed to do and stops malfunctioning.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

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Eric Drozda

When you see this fine gentlemen out in public you cannot help yourself but to scream ED!

by Brooksy72625272 March 11, 2024

Larry C-ed

To be shocked or confused over something found on Urban Dictionary

I was Larry C-ed when I found out what a Hot Karl is.

by AnabolicCaveMan May 18, 2010

bull ed

my cheesy knob in someones ass

theres a minor over there.
i wish i could put my bull ed in them

by dreamybull1298 May 25, 2023

trim ed

a really cool guy that would deffo make you happy if you were sad and dances to just dance whip nae nae

"Oh lad look it's trim ed what a guy"

by asterfizzy April 2, 2022

Ed Papp

Fiscal conservative, social libertarian

Government spending has to be ed papped.

by Alethiologist May 2, 2019

Gen Ed Juggernaut

Someone in school (typically high school) that takes exclusively the bare minimum easy classes in order to pass high school. Typically still struggles in those classes anyway. Most likely has never even heard of Collegeboard.

-You know what classes Leyland got?
-I know he has Algebra 1 in 11th grade, what a total gen ed juggernaut
-what a bum, wanna bet he has English III too?

by yumyumdoritoes12345 December 5, 2025