cumbersome dump

The result of a heavy buildup of excrement after binge eating. From the Italian gigunda shit.

Grandpa there ate so much last night and had to take a cumbersome dump in the morning. He didn;t make it to the toilet.

by tirtle April 27, 2017

upper dump

Where you take a dump in the top section of the toilet.

I took a massive upper dump in there!

by SuperBootySteve May 29, 2017

Wet dump

A wet dump is when ejeculate drips from a woman's vagina in one great blob onto the clothing of her partner, or other nearby party (sleeping or awake).

"Oh shit, that girl you had last night did a wet dump on my shirt, gross".

by Cumchugger June 9, 2017

Bump and Dump

The act of bumping into one's car and just leaving like an asshole.

Joshua is known for being one to Bump and Dump, that's why no one likes him around.

by frogsoot June 20, 2016

Dump Creeper

When you're taking a dump in a stall, and another guy takes a dump right in the stall next to you. There are three (3) stalls, but he chooses that one.

Not only that, but he waits until you're done with your business before he leaves. Because nobody wants to show their faces after a dump. That would be office suicide.

So anyway, you're rushed, because you need to finish, and also - you're nervous when you're washing your hands, that he'll come out, and you'll know who the Dump Creeper was.

But in any case, he'll ruin your entire dump experience, you can be sure of that.

#1) Dude, my regularly scheduled Monday morning 10am dump was spoiled by some really bad Dump Creeper.

#2) Man, I think it was Elliott. He loves doing that.

by halpwr July 23, 2012

aftershock dump

When one has a healthy bowel movement, then shortly afterward has a sudden case of explosive diarrhea.

Fred took a healthy shit after being constipated for a while, and he knew that there was an aftershock dump right around the corner.

by shreddinfred September 26, 2013

HUD Dump

Forclosed homes offered to poor people for some sense of accomplishment/home ownership. this will lead to heartache and poverty due to poor plumbing, mold, rotten wood, and cracking foundations.

"Did you see Latavius' brand new house?"

"that ain't no new house that's a HUD dump fo sure"

by jburque May 22, 2012