Depression

A disease that everyone and their mamma claims that they have. 14 year old girls usually self-diagnose themselves with this disease. Mostly basic white hoes.

Daughter: “Mom I think I have depression.”
Mother: “Honey, you’re 13 and hormonal.”

by Mike Whocheese Harry December 4, 2019

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MOOPLING DEPRESSION

means: u are retarded and is suicidal and depressing

u get moopling depression from stds and talking

by PEARSZZZ September 17, 2017

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depression pond

Coordinates 41.7271928,-73.5305554. This pond is a sad place in New York.

Guy 1: "Hey, where were you yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Oh, I was crying at depression pond."

by RealisticIdiot March 5, 2019

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Depressionista

1. A term for sadness//depression. It makes you sound cooler.

2. The title for one of Every Time I Die's songs.

1. Man, my whole world feels like it's collapsing. I think I'm going through Depressionista.

2. we're bloodless now, and we are uninterrupted by the majesty of it all.

by Spanishhorse July 1, 2008

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Post Game Depression

When your really depressed after a game because you played horribly or you lost.

He had Post Game Depression.

by CornBall0020 February 27, 2019

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when you went to the library 3 days ago and you got exactly two books. You read these books in one day each because you're such a f***ing bookworm and now you want new books. The library is supposed to open today, so you make your way happily over to the library to return your books and get new ones. But... THE M********ING LIBRARY IS CLOSED AND NOW YOU'RE SAD. VERY. F***ING. SAD.

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---- dude I'm suffering from depression right now
+++ why what happened?
-----I CAN'T GET NEW BOOKS. WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE KAREN?!!

by sooooooooofiiiiii November 26, 2017

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