A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.
He has a theme song that goes:
My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
He has a theme song that goes:
My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023
Get the Circumcised Danmug. Dan lianker is a ready kid who is sure about his sexuality, he gets terroed on the daily. Him and his brother have a “closeted” relationship with one and other. Dans awful at every game at be plays. And has got no mates.
by expir March 5, 2022
Get the Dan liankermug. A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...
Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.
Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.
Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.
by bucketkilla November 8, 2008
Get the dan sasqwatchmug. The main character of the popular anime series Kotura Kansumara, who is above all thing a bad ass. He typically wears around his main weapon of choice, a big beef brisket sandwich, and smacks those bitches around
by therealrickross December 9, 2012
Get the Dan Robinsonmug. by 636Mufaletta July 30, 2022
Get the Dan Danmug. A dan mac is a term used to describe a man who denigrates attractive women who have a romantic interest in him.
Girl 1: You know your cute friend, Randy? Well, he did a dan mac on me at the club by calling me a whore bag.
Girl 2: Yeah, I've heard that he does like to dan mac women who want to date him. Move on girl!
Girl 2: Yeah, I've heard that he does like to dan mac women who want to date him. Move on girl!
by The Cruncher August 12, 2018
Get the A Dan Macmug. 