crew

Crew is the sport of rowing a boat as fast as you can to a finishing point before another team reaches there. In the city of Malden in Massachusetts, this sport is also known as Fat Emo Kids in a Boat.

Person 1: Have you heard about the Crew team's loss yesterday?
Person 2: You mean the Fat Emo Kids in a Boat?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Yeah, I watched them lose. They didn't have enough energy to row down the river to the finish line.

by Jacob Reese January 6, 2008

gay crew

A crew that think they are good usually consists of many races and usually consist of a few plastic/fake girls

look at marks crew its the gay crew

by Mathew Martmemun October 1, 2006

Crew

A sport which only raises the question Why? It is performed by mindless drones who think it is going to get them into a better college and inadvertently causes a collapse of one's social life. Those who do the sport don't realize we have better technology then the oar to move a boat, things like sails and hell engines, but the smart coach seems to disguise this from his dumb rowers.

Student 1: "hey theres a party at Bill's house tomorrow, you goin'?"

Mindless Drone: "No theres a crew race I have to get to tomorrow and I'll be dead tired afterword."

by whothefuckareyou22 March 1, 2011

chewy

Chewy is the emoest emo boy ever he sits in a conor 'nd slits his writs he has a dog named scotty & the dog hates him.. he listens to Avril Lavigne haha wut a loser

look at that boys hes soo chewy.. haha

by Missi moo February 8, 2005

CrewKaBanga

a lil hoe who fuccs or succs every body in your krew

First Homie - Ay that gurl ,Tabatha fucked Turtle,Walabee,and sucked Bears dick

Second Homie - I Know she a crewkabanga

by lakerider January 2, 2009

Chewy Walrus

A walrus that is chewy.

Man that chewy walrus was chewy, it was like eating taffy...

by ilovepieXD August 5, 2010

crewds

A nigger that has bumps and looks like a chocolate chip cookie.

Hey crewds leave discord

by anonymous December 18, 2020