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The come up board

The biggest piece of shit forum to ever surface on the internet.

Full of horny 14 year olds and 35 year old assholes.

Never go on this shit, ever.
Guy 1: Hey, you ever been on the come up board?

Guy 2: Dude, fuck that place, it's a piece of shit.
by Fuckthecomeup July 21, 2010
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coometang

(1) (coom-uh-tang) A pussy that has the power to produce a minimum of 8 simultanious male/female orgasms inside of an hour.

(2) know in some beastiality circles as a racoon vagina. It is somewhat spiral shaped, like a corkscrew.
Yo, you know that girl i left with from the club last night? damn she was good when the lights turned out. I swear she must have had a coometang or sumfing.
by Aaron & Jayden May 17, 2007
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comedus

"comedus": Stemming from the original form of "comedy". Founded by Thomas Gummer. A word best used intoxicated, or to enahance an already comedy filled moment.
"that was comedus"
"Gummer, your size is comedus"
by Dan Beasley November 10, 2004
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cocomeat

That ninja stripper was hot, her nickname was cocomeat.
by fredfrank July 30, 2009
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comedic geniousnessissity

When something amazingly, awesome and totally hilarious has been said, and people lack appreciation for the huge amount of genious-ness that went into producing such giggle-enducing comments.
in response to an extremely funny and clever comment- person A "Lol"
person B "is that all you can say to my comedic geniousnessissity?"
by Rae. Rae. December 29, 2010
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Come-go

-noun
kuhm-goh

1. A complete failure of making a comeback

2. When one walks into a store and immediately turns around
because of one of three reasons including:

A: Because the store has something you hate

B: Because the store is not what you thought it was

C: A term for in-store window shopping
A:
E.g. The man walked into the store and immediately did a come-go because of a Justin Beiber poster

B:
E.g. The man went into a store called Ranchers thinking that it was a cowboy store and did a come-go because it was actually a Stripper joint

C:
E.g. The two girls had lost their purses and went inside the store after window shopping to get a better look at something or to get to something not seen through the window
by The Definer 'O Definitions January 12, 2011
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comeback person

1. A person who is notoriously known for many failed relationships in which the other person leaves.

2. A guy or girl who is known for coming back to win games after he or she has been beaten early in the game.
1. Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jesse left Bobby?

Person 2: Yeah, that's the fifth girl that's left him

Person 1: He is such a comeback person

2. Person 1: Donna beat Danny again coming back at BS.

Person 2: such a comeback person
by scatback105 September 4, 2011
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