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Cocomelon
by Pialinist April 4, 2023
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coconuttin

When a group of staff at a summer camp dancing and chanting “COCONUT!”around a coconut shell candle.
Luke and Richard started bouncing up and down, everyone else followed suit. They were coconuttin until Ansley blew out the candle
by TNTwonXmasinJuly2022 April 16, 2023
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Cocomelonification

Cocomelonification is the process of children's media being turned into an incomprehensible sludge of non-stop dopamine hits to completely grab a toddler's attention. Media that has been cocomelonified contains nonstop lullabies and visual stimuli, as well as having little to no clear focus.
Media such as this has been dumbed-down to keep a child's interest.
Laura: I hate Teen Titans Go. It's so fast-paced and has stupid potty humor. The original was better! The same can be said for new Spongebob.
Steve: Classic example of cocomelonification. If children will watch sludge, studios don't need to put time or resources into making genuinely educational children's content.
Laura: So corporations do things solely for profit and not for the well-being of a community?
Steve: Yes.
John: God shut the fuck up you woke liberals.
by evil_oney >:) June 20, 2023
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Coconut Malding

This word describes the action of rage quitting or being upset about something that happened, most often used for instances during video games. It is usually an overblown reaction to something relatively easy or of little consequence, like the coconut mall level in Mario Kart.
“My brother in Christ, you are coconut mallding over Yahtzee.”

“Sounds like someone’s coconut malding.”
by The Fox on A Box July 9, 2023
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cocoa

Cocoa is my dog and she’s a fucking bitch she’s also fat as fuck and doesn’t stop eating like bro save some for the other dogs 💀
“cocoa stop fucking eating fat pig
by cocoaisafatass October 10, 2023
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Sun Coconologist

A type of scientist that devotes his life to the study of sun coconology, which is the study of a coconut appearing after a star has gone supernova.

Notable proponents of this theory include
Dr Jaspal G Forest

Dr Alan B Sides
Dr Forest in a heated discussion regarding the expansion rate of a star going supernova argued -

"Scientists are stupid! If I said that a coconut could come out of the sun, they would believe it!"

Thus the research of Sun Coconologist was theorised.
by Dr Richard Saul June 20, 2009
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Nasty Cocoon

Where you fart under some covers and stick your head under it to see how it smells. Basically, a self-inflicted Dutch Oven.
Are you wearing penguin-themed footie pajamas?

Yeah, they were a Christmas present from my sister.

Are the nasty cocoons worse in those?

You have no idea.
by jayfrank January 1, 2012
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