Chad Dev

A Chad Dev is a programmer who firmly believes that real coding peaked in 1978 with The C Programming Language. They scoff at modern conveniences, insisting that true mastery comes from suffering in the terminal. They write exclusively in C, run Emacs/Vim with no plugins because man > machine, and open every terminal session with htop “just to check things are fine.” Their Makefiles are legendary, hundreds of lines of cryptic rules they barely remember but proudly flaunt as proof of skill. Publicly, they declare things like “Java is for interns,” while secretly automating a few tasks in Python. Arch Linux (btw) runs on their battered ThinkPad, adorned with stickers no one can read.

“I asked Paul for a simple JSON parser… he wrote a custom C parser with manual memory management. Such a Chad Dev.”

by Hucode September 19, 2025

chad honey

A term used to describe the gross cum of a jock - usually named Chad.

"I ate my buddies' chad honey, but now he has a wife and kids so I can't even look him in the eye."

by euronymous96 January 10, 2020

Chad

Bar

Bar plays donkey kong what a chad

by BorgerZSS September 1, 2021

free range Chad

A Chad, is a cocky asshole who destroys everything they touch. A free range Chad, disrespects every boundary you have, oblivious to the fact that people even have boundaries.

Me: He can you not name call? I don't like it at all
Him: I do what I want
Me: Stop being a free range Chad

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

Chad

A person considered to be beyond legendary - a Chad is someone who should be praised by all, a Chad is an alpha, a mega Chad is possibly the greatest being on earth, someone who is highly respected among fellow Chads.

Person 1: Oh man, it's him, it's the Chad!
Person 2: Damn, reckon I could get an autograph?
CHAD: SUCK MY COCK!
Person 1 and 2: YES SIR!

by Mega Chad69420445 May 4, 2021

chad

The region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: 'I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.'
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.

Don't be a Chad, wipe your chad!

by Chaint. August 14, 2022

Chad

Cracker who got absolutely destroyed in bridge by Mari in Tali.

Chad cried on his way home to QC because he is who he is.

by coolman242424 November 23, 2021