Canadian Sleeping Bag

When one cannot achieve sleep due to the Artic-like temperatures, and is forced to ask a Canadian friend to spoon them for body heat. As you may know, Canadians are completely unaffected by the cold.

Guy 1: "Dude it's freezing, can you give me a Canadian Sleeping Bag?"

Canadian: "No problem, eh"

by JessOdair August 31, 2011

Canadian Chastity Belt

Denim underwear.

Nothing completes a Canadian Tuxedo like a Canadian Chastity Belt.

by canuks rule October 28, 2009

Canadian Chocolate Cake

A Canadian Chocolate Cake is when a woman takes a shit on a plate then sucks a man off 'till he cums. she then spits it out onto the shit. They each take turns to have a forkfull of the poo until one or both are very sick.

Hey, I had a Canadian Chocolate Cake the other night, I didn't enjoy it that much though.

by jeff93 January 7, 2010

canadian cluster fuck

a large canadian orgy

I was in Quebec and saw a canadian cluster fuck and came a little.

by communist billy mays November 2, 2010

canadian trash can

When you poor maple syrup and semen into someone's asshole and eat it while they attempt to shit

I was eating her ass when she suggested the Canadian trash can

by Mexican4days March 29, 2016

Canadian Sand Devil

When your reverse cowgirling on a man with Hot Flumunda and he screams "Gonorrhea" while clawing at your hips only to keel over and peel his rich and ripe Gono glands off your coochie

hey i just got with a man on tindr last night. he preformed the "Canadian Sand Devil" and now imma cry

by GreenTheFae May 10, 2022

Dirty Canadian Tire

This is when you see a wet dildo in a Canadian Tire store. When you find this it is also known as SCP-69420. A place for gay people to go when they are horny.

Defined also when a Canadian Tire becomes a sex shop for toys and other items.

Dirty Canadian Tire

by higogogaga April 5, 2023