eat cake

That act of eating ass. Also known as rimming. Oral sex on a female with a large well shaped ass.

I'm going to take that girl with the nice ass home, I want to eat cake!

by Echo4Romeo May 1, 2020

pee on my birthday cake

A phrase used to express frustration towards cynics, haters, and other killjoys.

Why you gotta pee on my birthday cake mang?

by strangedaze April 28, 2005

like a fat kid on cake

To be very much on something or all over something; like white on rice; very attracted to something. The term is especially appropriate to use when describing the attraction of a drunk male to a fat chick, or hogging.

Whoa, look at that hot chick with big tits. I'd love to take her home with me. I'd be all over that like a fat kid on cake.

by PMax February 19, 2009

penis cake

A penis cake is, as the phrase implies, a cake that's either shaped like a penis or has one built on a regular cake. The penis stands vertically, and a small tube, like the ones used in fish tank filters, is run through the shaft and out the side of the cake. The end is connected to a turkey baster filled with milk, which should be concealed in some way to avoid ruining the surprise.

When the unsuspecting birthday person goes to blow out the candles, their friends slam down on the turkey baster and give them a birthday money shot.

"Man, my roommates threw me a birthday party and got me with a penis cake. I was crying jizz the rest of the night.

by NRE February 1, 2008

space cake

cakes made with marijuana in them.
Often take longer to kick in (upto an hour), but last much longer, with a more intense high.

Usually Tom and Jerry cakes (cheap,kiddies mix, available anywhere), that take 15 mins! and you only need an egg and water (oh yeah, and your weed)..SIMPLE!

by Adam April 7, 2004

chasing the cake

When one does whatever it takes to acquire disgusting amounts of cash or valuables.

I stole millions of dollars from charities, old ladies trust funds, and childrens hospitals. Hey man don't judge me, I was just chasing the cake!

by LUkeass April 13, 2010

christmas cake girl

In Japan, a women over the age of 25 are often seen as used goods by Japanese men (Much like Christmas cake is "no good" after the 25th of December).

As a result, single Japanese women over 25 will often find a foreign partner, since Japanese men are no longer interested in them.

- "He loves his Christmas cake girls"
- "Shes a Christmas cake girl"
- "Since hes a Japanese guy, he wont be interested in her because shes old enough to be a Christmas cake girl"

by Robsterooni June 10, 2007