parisian breakfast

Parisian breakfast is the most important meal of the day, consisting entirely of coffee and cigarettes. While imaginably the morning meal of those of Paris, it is not necessarily served with a side of French contempt.

I never wake up early enough to eat a bowl of cereal or fry an egg, but I always have a coffee to-go and a few cigarettes as my Parisian breakfast on the morning commute

by v_velox June 12, 2019

Ibor City Breakfast

After picking up an Ibor City Stripper, or similar whore, return to her gross apartment and engage in anal sex. As you are about to orgasm, withdraw and place the first spurt into her face, uninvited. Jam the pulsing dick into her vagina, then anus. Sometimes referred to the Danny D , but with a variation. You have become a legend if you can complete the Ibor City Breakfast.

Check it out, after you guys left Mercedes and I went to her place. We hooked up and, I was in her butt about to go, and I completed an Ibor City Breakfast!

by Cuss Longshot June 19, 2019

Sibu Breakfast

A verb, used to describe having sexual intercourse with the local of Sibu (mainly FooChow). While performing the act, the local will be scolding and vervally abusing you, which turns the other party on.

James: Did you hear our the noise from Sam’s room last night?
Jessica: Yes. Well, the scolding is what motivates Sam.
James: I’m pretty sure Sam had himself a big playe of Sibu Breakfast

by Foochowppl September 28, 2019

Breakfast in Bed

The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."

Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.

by Jammin_Salmon October 10, 2019

maltese breakfast

A sexually deviant act committed by Maltese waiters to unsuspecting holiday makers which involves the Maltese waiter ejaculating into the food and drinks of his customers and stirring the food and drinks with his cock.

Stuart went to Malta and on his first day had a Maltese Breakfast with his wife

by TheMalteseFalcione October 15, 2019

Breakfast Dick

The hard-on you wake up to, aka morning wood.

Today i woke up for my job interview... but I couldn’t leave the house until I got rid of my breakfast dick.

by Candyokid September 2, 2019

Delicious Breakfast

When you serve an unsuspecting person a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles that has some small, similar shaped rabbit poops mixed in.

My friend Dan stopped over to trade some baseball cards. I gave him a nice delicious breakfast before trading.

by Hard Hat Harold September 3, 2019