A nutritional delight. It's a drink that people have been drinking for its great taste for years! No one who has drunk it has stated that it wasn't good because they were seemingly killed. But not only is it healthy, it's also great medicine for curing depression. Screw buying some expensive shitty anti-depressant when you could buy Clorox Bleach for only $4.99! Overall a great remedy.
"Man, I'm thirsty." "Here you go, have some bleach." "You sure this is healthy?" "Yeah dude just keep drinking it, almo- OH SHIT WE NEED A DOCTOR HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE!"
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A sharp knock to one's testicles by another individual in a group of buddies drinking in a crowded bar. Usually this is unwarranted, unwanted but very funny to everyone except the one who was just knocked.
As Dave ordered another round at the bar, he was surprised by the Manhattan Beach Handshake and folded like a house of cards.
by Can't kill a man born to hang! October 8, 2008
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Get the Dog Beach mug.The beach is possibly the most reliable place for picking up chicks and guys.
All kinds of people are there, from hot 15yr old girls in bikinis to 50yr old men in self denial.
Whether you're looking for serious love or a quick fuck in the boat shed, the beach is the place to look.
Oh, it's also the nearly official word for where the ocean meets the land.
All kinds of people are there, from hot 15yr old girls in bikinis to 50yr old men in self denial.
Whether you're looking for serious love or a quick fuck in the boat shed, the beach is the place to look.
Oh, it's also the nearly official word for where the ocean meets the land.
Guys: "Let's go to the beach and get some pussy."
Girls: "Let's go to the beach and get some stud."
Everyone: "Let's go to the beach and laugh at fat men and women, then get some pussy/stud."
Girls: "Let's go to the beach and get some stud."
Everyone: "Let's go to the beach and laugh at fat men and women, then get some pussy/stud."
by Shadow XII December 28, 2005
Get the beach mug.When someone of great skill decides to change their location to play for a better team, company, etc. This was started by LeBron James in his televised decision special when he announced he was going to Miami. It usually thought of as a very douchy and selfish move and does not necessarily have to be about moving to Miami. Can also be used as a euphemism for taking a crap.
After giving it a lot of thought, I've decided to take my talents to South Beach.
Hey man, you got any toilet paper? I need to go take my talents to South Beach.
Hey man, you got any toilet paper? I need to go take my talents to South Beach.
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Alternative but less popular definition: Laundry detergent.
See? Lame and unorthodox.
Alternative but less popular definition: Laundry detergent.
See? Lame and unorthodox.
Jerry: Dude, did you see that episode of Bleach last night?
Dick: Nah dude, that shit's for nerds.
*Awkward silence ensues*
Jerry: Hey Dick, has there ever been a time in your life when someone says your name, and some stranger yells, "Head," immediately after?
Dick: Yes...?
Jerry: This is why.
Dick: Nah dude, that shit's for nerds.
*Awkward silence ensues*
Jerry: Hey Dick, has there ever been a time in your life when someone says your name, and some stranger yells, "Head," immediately after?
Dick: Yes...?
Jerry: This is why.
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