A bong goblin is a young lady who is a permanent fixture of the student house party scene.
Can be found congregating in a smoky corner in the darkest recess of the party, getting wasted on any homemade weed delivery mechanism such as a bong. A bong goblin generally passes out due to copious inhalation of said weed.
The bong goblin is also generally a candidate for a good ol' tee-bagging and the occasional spooge incident.
In summary, a crack whore in training
Can be found congregating in a smoky corner in the darkest recess of the party, getting wasted on any homemade weed delivery mechanism such as a bong. A bong goblin generally passes out due to copious inhalation of said weed.
The bong goblin is also generally a candidate for a good ol' tee-bagging and the occasional spooge incident.
In summary, a crack whore in training
Kev - Did you see Sophie at the party last night? She was wasted man
Chris - She is nothing but a Bong Goblin
Kev - I hear that
Chris - She is nothing but a Bong Goblin
Kev - I hear that
by bigS May 11, 2014
Get the bong goblinmug. by Anonymousousousous October 19, 2008
Get the Gong Dede Bongmug. by MidTRahX_303 July 18, 2024
Get the Bing Bongmug. a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with MILK rather then water used to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes
by Mike Sanderson February 23, 2009
Get the Cow Bongmug. when you have a fetish where you want to turn a person into living bong. you shove weed up someone's ass, fill their stomach with water. then you light the weed that is shoved up their ass and you shove your mouth into their mouth and you inhale. the weed smoke goes through the intestines then gets filtered in the stomach filled with water and you inhale nice filtered weed smoke
person1: "hey i heard you turned your girlfriend into a bong, is that true?"
person2: "yeah, i have a bong fetish."
person2: "yeah, i have a bong fetish."
by Mrpillowman March 15, 2024
Get the bong fetishmug. A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.
I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think
by Steak Salad December 18, 2012
Get the Human Beer Bongmug. The sexiest women to walk the earth have the dirtiest bongs. Why? You ask. Well, let me tell you.
They aren’t afraid of getting, “down and dirty” if ya know what I mean. *wink*
Also, nothing can choke us. NOTHING. So get that grip harder momma.
They aren’t afraid of getting, “down and dirty” if ya know what I mean. *wink*
Also, nothing can choke us. NOTHING. So get that grip harder momma.
by Joannelily March 28, 2022
Get the Girls who have dirty bongsmug.