Dark as a cows guts

A Place or area that due to the absence of light offers the same field of view as if your head was wedged inside a cows ass.

When he left the Pub and walked home through the woods it was as dark as a cows guts.

by Sathere March 8, 2009

Give away the cow

A term used when someone has lost their virginity or gives their virginity to someone.

Not to be confused with having a cow or someone being a cow.

Esmeralda:"So do you think it's a bit soon for the third date?"
Friend:"Don't give away the cow Esmeralda!"

Michael:"Duuude I gave away the cow last night..."

Amelia:"I'm pure so my cow will stay in the barn until I am 45/married"

Virginity

by Jen-zed September 1, 2009

a cow made of butter

My girls would love this. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was, “I like butter”.

Wow. A cow made of butter. My girls would love this. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was, “I like butter”.

by thexug October 1, 2021

cow cream freezies

ice cream

Ignatious - "wilbur, its such a sweltering day out i fear that our cow cream freezies might soon turn to poop!"

wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"

by threetards July 7, 2010

Cow muncher

A young man called joseph self who likes to give oral sex to cows

Joseph Self

by Ben Hardy December 11, 2003

rapest cow

what rapest live where i am

fort hood texas

by angel September 12, 2003

Nigga cow

A nigga cow is simply a black cow

"Oh where is the nigga cow"

by Brooks Mahoski February 10, 2019