bagel

so drunk that you're toasted...another word for being toasted.

Man I drank so much last night. I was totally bagel!

by regan January 3, 2005

bagel

It means anything you want it to mean. Another word for cool, sick, or rad. Also can be used as a substitute for a swear word when expressing anxiety or anger.

That was sooo freggin' bagel.

by vassia.69 October 5, 2009

red badge of courage

when you eat out a chick who is on her period, knowingly or unknowingly

my roommate got wasted on his b-day and comes out of his room with light blue boxer shorts with blood crusted around the dickhole of the garment. I asked him, "dude, is your dick bleeding?" He relpies, "No that chick I fucked must have been on her period. Oh no, I must have eaten her out", with a horrish face.

by Squirleygirl March 13, 2004

Honey Badger Independance Day

Celebrated on November 10th every year. On this day, HBs everywhere remind themselves that they will never let anyone QUESTION THEIR SEXINESS. EVER.

OMG you must be Halle Berry, looking sexy and celebrating Honey Badger Independance Day.

by HB2011 November 11, 2011

Badger's

To look, examine, or see.

Derived on "Butcher's" from Cockney Rhyming Slang "Butcher's Hook" meaning "look"

"Let's Have A Badger's"

by Mark October 17, 2004

Badger's Armpit

Euphemism for one of the more hairy and fragrant varieties of Lady Garden. Frequently delivered in the form of a metaphor and often in humour or amazement.

Christ on a bike, Luv you're pussy's hairier than a Badger's Armpit.

...and when I finally got down there I discovered Her Majesty's feminine parts to be as that of a Badger's Armpit.

by goody5 December 10, 2010

douche bagel

a word that means douche bag.
same as douche donut.

"hey, that guy's a douche bagel"

"yeah, his mom told me that too and he stole my word!"

by kevinhatespee October 3, 2009