clam bake handshake

Handjob from a Co-ed on the beach.

We were at the beach with a group on spring break, I tried to fuck her but all she would do is give me a clam bake handshake.

by Zetland Zoo April 14, 2018

half-baked meme

an echolalia of mine. more specifically, a meme that is dank, but not yet and must increase in dankness.

i made a half-baked meme and i will ensure that it gets danker over time.

by autisticmemer March 30, 2018

bushes baked beans

When you cum on a girl who has a bush

Man. Guess what i did last night?

What?
I bushes baked beans a girl

by Andrewsium April 23, 2018

cake and bake

The act of baking a cake while smoking weed

Holy shit, I had the best cake and bake last night

by Chodecrusher January 10, 2018

Shake and Bake

The act of one beating their meat while high. It is a great feeling that every stoner knows well.

A: I'm high as fuck rn
B: You should shake and bake.
A: What's that?
B: When you beat it when stoned.

by IG1879 January 6, 2020

Baking A Brownie

The process for a male defecating, using a syringe to suck up the feces, then injecting it into his urethra.

Bro 1: I saw Jeremiah baking a brownie last night.
Bro 2: An actual brownie or...
Bro 1:Nah bro. I might upload the video I took to r/cornedbeefaproved.

by Toughkneigh February 1, 2020

baking cookies

sly shorthand for masturbation

ben is "baking cookies" ;)

by joe69lolxd April 2, 2020