Bat

I'm over here handing them out to everybody. I didn't 'give you the bat to bludgeon me with.' This is YOU thinking YOU are the main character in every situation that arises before you. I didn't give YOU anything.

Hym "And the people swing the bat are swinging the bat and the people who are getting hit are getting hit. Even if that WERE

the case... That's assault. That's violating the non-aggression principle. So who's going to jail for the assault I'm enduring (according to you). Where is my assault money?

by Hym Iam May 21, 2025

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Bat Rash

A Bat Rash is where an individual shaves the bat symbol into his genital region. After a few days, one would develop the dreaded rash due to regrowth of stubborn hairs further ruining the Bat Symbol design.

Woah Mark!! How's the bat rash doing?

It's so irritating man!

by batrashman October 27, 2011

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The Big Bat

The Big Bat refers to any man in whose penis extends 8 inches in length, and above 5 inches in girth. Someone who is referred to as "The Big Bat" will typically walk with confidence, knowing they are likely the most hung guy wherever they go. These men typically excel in the dating game, as word spreads quickly of the absolute monster in between their legs.

Person A: Hey, look over there, Owen is taking the hottest girl in town back to his place.

Person B: No wonder, he's The Big Bat for a reason.
Person A : I mean with a cock like that what girl wouldn't want to step up to the plate with The Big Bat

by KingNation120 October 7, 2023

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