Lollipop Asshole

A girl that has such a beautiful asshole that you would stick a lollipop in it and then take it out and suck on it.

That girl in the thong has a lollipop asshole.

by Jacker Smacker June 19, 2018

21 assholes

When someone has really bad body odor or after that person goes to use a restroom the smell is unbearable.

When someone just came out of a single room restroom after taking a long shit and immediately another person goes in there and screams and comes back out holding there breath and says "Man it smells like 21 assholes in there"

by Mejo December 16, 2014

Urban Assholes

People on urban dictionary who put definitions for their friends' names in order to get attention from them

Many people on urban dictionary are Urban Assholes

by Friendly Neighborhood Mosquito August 23, 2016

Retractable Asshole

When someone tries to insult you, gets caught, then tries to play it off as if they were trying to laugh with you instead of at you.

Julie: "Hey, my pants just ripped, help me cover it please..."

Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"

Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"

Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."

Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."

by Graphitestreak October 5, 2021

stoplight asshole

A stoplight asshole is a driver of the only car on one side of an intersection who waits long enough to trip the signal change, but could have right-turned all along. They turn on the yellow light, leaving cross traffic to a red light.

I would have made on time if it wasn't for the stoplight asshole.

by potaytoes February 4, 2017

Opp asshole.

Someone you strongly dislike.

Crystal is an opp asshole.

by Aimmeanne rose February 28, 2020

asshole diggers

An older gentleman that loves to dig in assholes. Commonly a southern man of distinction and perversion.

Dont be running off with all them damned ole asshole diggers!

by Granny B. Smith March 18, 2014