apple buddys

Friends with benefits

We can be apple buddys

by Smule clake February 1, 2019

apple jew

A person who loves the fruits life gives them, no matter how rotten or perfect.

A person who loves apple sauce Jews.

Fred, you're such an apple Jew.

Apple Jew? How fruity.

by Carlton Sinner February 18, 2019

ally apple

A damn brick to the head!

When involved in a fight, If you ain't careful, you just might get a ally apple.

by Plah250 October 3, 2018

Soft Apple

A bruised face or body from being slapped or beaten for pleasure, usually done by a sadist for their masochist partner in a BDSM scene.

Instead of a hickey, he gave me a soft apple, and now all my friends think I'm in an abusive relationship.

by Jacques0AY October 5, 2018

Apple fridder

A delicious treat.

I would really like an apple fridder.

by I seriously don't know May 30, 2018

Throwing apples

When you accuse someone of doing something without having any form of evidence at all.

"You took my money!"
"No I did not, you're just throwing apples!"

by TinyBluDragon April 27, 2018

Snazzy apples

apples with snazziness
similar to unicorn poop but snazzier
you should eat some snazzy apples

I bought some SNAZZY APPLES today!! They taste SO GOOD!! I'm feeling so much snazzier now that I've eaten a snazzy apple!

by snazzyapples June 10, 2018