APPLE god

A person who is so obsessed with apples they freak out when someone else has one

Emma is an Apple god

by Bananaapple April 10, 2019

apple juice

Euphemism for "bourbon".

Yeah, I had some taste apple juice last night. Good old Kentucky brewed apple juice :-)

by cucurious57483 August 10, 2017

apple jaice

apple juice, I just wanted to define it but I couldn't. here's apple jaice!

"Have you heard of apple jaice?"

"isn't that just apple juice with a a instead of a u?"

by installation November 16, 2021

Apple The Giant

A homosexual who is very good friends with a Vicarious Dream, they're basically gay together, they like to Yoza each other's Anuks.

Is that an Apple The Giant?, Where's his Vicarious Dream

by Hrrk-Ptoo January 23, 2022

Apple-Chaser

Someone willing to do anything, no matter how degrading, for any amount of money; named for the "road apples" left behind by ponies in rural town streets.

That apple-chaser has been climbing into garbage bins to collect cans for recycling. He's do anything for to put jink in his coin-purse.

by Zed Numar July 9, 2021

Apple bobbin

The act of motor boating a girl with a thigh gap's asshole. Preferably when her rear is projected up in the air as to resemble an apple.

Man, that girl at the Walgreens has such a nice ass. I just want to eat it.

Yea, I want to take her apple bobbin'.

by ModernCowboy July 29, 2014

Apple Swirly

When a male dips his testicles into his urine after peeing and flushes the toilet to cause said testicles to swirl around in his Apple juice.

I don’t need a girlfriend to give myself an Apple Swirly! I just need a toilet...

by Jiloss1 December 18, 2018