Kingswood academy 

A place where happiness dies and dreams are crushed into a million tiny fractals of what was once a happy child’s aspirations for the future. Negatives or c3 detentions will be issued for such dastardly offences; forgetting your pen,pencil,journal or conduct card;chewing gum; and god forbidden defiance. Students will not be punished for,bullying,being a dick,looking like a gypsy.

“Oh yeah she goes to kingswood academy”
“That schools complete bullshit I feel sorry for her.”
“Same”

Kingswood academy by Kingswoodacademystudent April 16, 2019

Westminster Academy

One of the shittest schools in the world. They have teachers who teach the wrong lessons and don't have any mercy.

The head teachers hobby is to pick out random students and put them on study leave for the fun of it. Teachers always blame the kids and they don't have respect for privacy. Of course, there are nice teachers that I will not mention out of respect for their privacy but fucking hell fuck this shit school.

The school even has a mini zoo because there seems to be a fuck ton of snakes and people who don't seem to mind their own fucking business. They like to analyse what people do and say instead of analysing poems. Long story short, fuck the school and everyone in it :).

"Hey have you heard of Westminster Academy"

"you mean WestSHITer Academy, yh i go there"

Westminster Academy by UNKOWNNNNNN123 May 1, 2019

Central academy 

ONE OF THE SHITTEST SCHOOLS IN BIRMINGHAM EVERYONES MIXUP AND PEOPLE BEAT IN THE DISABLED TOILETS I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND YOU SEND YOUR CHILD HERE ALSO THE TEACHER ARE VERY SHIT

THAT CENTRAL ACADEMY SCHOOL IS OSO SHIT

Central academy by Unknown.s May 27, 2019

Mater academy 

A school filled with potheads , cute new kids , perm boys and fake depressed girl .

Person 1: you smoke ?
Person 2: I go to mater academy obviously !

Mater academy by Tigertheprincipal October 19, 2019

Haughton Academy 

A fucking terrible school on the north east full of Idiotic teachers that don’t give 2 shits about u

I feel sorry for students and Haughton Academy coz the teachers are all dickheads

Haughton Academy by Sweatybitches121 June 5, 2020

Leith Academy

A school in Leith, Edinburgh it’s not that good of a school

Loads of fight happen

There was a nonce teacher

A racist teacher and Jk Rowling used to work there

Currently there is a rival war between the YLT (chavs) v The Goths

Mike: I go to leith academy
Dave: are you a chav or a goth

Leith Academy by youraweeweirdo December 6, 2020

Bessemer Academy

A private school in Bessemer, AL that’s lame asf and has a bunch of hoes. Also known to some as “the most ghetto private school in Alabama”.

*sees a hoe*
“Oh she must go to Bessemer Academy”

Bessemer Academy by poppy pants 69 March 17, 2021