A sober gentlemen who’s still a tad chunky and has a comically small dong. Literally, the tiniest penis know to all of human history. Since he sobered up, he’s actually not that fat. But his cock is so fucking minuscule that it actually makes the rest of his body look bloated. He’s a bitch.
Saw Fat Tim running at the nude beach today. Blob everywhere while his wiener looked like an earthworm sitting on a bean bag chair
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Funny yet idiotic in the same sense. Extremely childish and WILL annoy you at any cost, but is still a great friend. NEVER tell a Tim your secrets or he will struggle to keep them, Tim will always back down in a fight, not many people like him, but those who do try to be as close as possible. He struggles with mental health, but he knows there is someone who’s cares, he doesn't think he deserves it though. He is a loving person and people find him funny, if your close to a Tim, don't try to get away because he is a great person and will always make you laugh or cheer you up when your sad, even if he doesn't know it. Tim is an amazing person but struggles with trust, if a Tim trusts you, don't betray it because its one of the worst things you will always regret.
Person A: "Have you met Tim?"
Person B: "Oh, you mean that funny yet somewhat erratic guy? The one who can be really childish and annoying, but somehow manages to be a great friend?"
Person A: "Exactly! He's the one. I heard he struggles with mental health, but he's still such a loving person and has this unique sense of humor that people find irresistible."
Person B: "Yeah, I've heard that too. And you know, if you're close to a Tim, he'll always find a way to make you laugh, even when you're feeling down. It's like he has this natural ability to cheer people up."
Person A: "Definitely. But I've also heard he has issues with trust. Once he trusts you, you better not break that trust, because it's something he values deeply."
Person B: "Got it. So, Tim's a bit complicated, but there's something special about him that draws people in despite his quirks."
Person A: "Absolutely. He's one of those people you can't help but be intrigued by, even if not everyone may understand or appreciate him."
Person B: "Oh, you mean that funny yet somewhat erratic guy? The one who can be really childish and annoying, but somehow manages to be a great friend?"
Person A: "Exactly! He's the one. I heard he struggles with mental health, but he's still such a loving person and has this unique sense of humor that people find irresistible."
Person B: "Yeah, I've heard that too. And you know, if you're close to a Tim, he'll always find a way to make you laugh, even when you're feeling down. It's like he has this natural ability to cheer people up."
Person A: "Definitely. But I've also heard he has issues with trust. Once he trusts you, you better not break that trust, because it's something he values deeply."
Person B: "Got it. So, Tim's a bit complicated, but there's something special about him that draws people in despite his quirks."
Person A: "Absolutely. He's one of those people you can't help but be intrigued by, even if not everyone may understand or appreciate him."
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Did you see that A Tim Lester crying behind the cheerleaders looking lost and confused? We need a Brian back at the helm!
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Tim! You're here!
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